just when I thought I was in, they pull me back out

Club statement: Ruben Amorim.
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shut up
On a scale of 1 to 10, how excited are you that Manchester United are back in three days? 🔴
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if you think ronaldo is anything but an egomaniac then you’ve just got your head buried in your arse
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this clip genuinely doesn’t get enough hype. maarva’s fucking FACE man
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“Andor isn’t Star Wars”
cabe a nós imitar a arte também
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There is no journey without passion. And no passion without United. Let’s go again.
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You had a good run Messi we’ll take it from here
jazai
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jazai is way too special and way too many don’t know it
You had a good run Messi we’ll take it from here
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there are lots of mutuals i have and other ppl on this app who are CR7 fans that are actually really cool people however unfortunately the other 95% of CR7 fangoons need to genuinely be dealt with via drastic and radical means
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there’s no way we can just keep pretending these guys are normal
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i wrote some of my reflections from this umrah on substack not a long read but definitely something that i felt a lot bey0ndthem4sk.substack.com/p…
alhamdulillah for the opportunity to return to the most blessed place on earth, to worship the One who created it all
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🚨💣 MAJOR BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo has decided NOT to retire from international football. Cristiano Ronaldo remains AVAILABLE for Portugal from November international break. More follows. 🇵🇹
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you put pogbas name next to that ogre on purpose
Some thoughts I couldn’t express in a tweet due to word count
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maybe if ronaldo wasn’t a dumb fucking egotistical psychopath old man and retired 6 years ago like he should have then people wouldn’t make up lies like this however unfortunately he is all of those things so his stans will have to fight this fight until the end of time 🤣
Kane comfortably one of the best ball strikers of all time, Ronaldo is genuinely a level below Still a far better and more clutch goalscorer but it’s not because he can hit the ball better than Kane
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ppl think MDL manager curse is a joke but that shit genuinely has me shook 24/7
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✌️🥹❤️‍🔥#BiggestKobsterFanITW retweeted
Star Wars: Jedi no Kikan // Return of the Jedi (1999) Drawn by Shinichi Hiromoto
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nice
if you don’t play well it’s over for you so lock the fuck in
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i’m still pissed
Andor x Lanterns. Two best things their franchises have ever put on TV both well received by critics and GA. Both offend nerdy fandoms
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been thinking about this vid all day ffs look at this aura, wdym it all went to shit
the only thing that matters to me tomorrow
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the barcola pangor edit wasn’t even that good outside of the footballing actions either like yh it was good but at the same time it’s the most average tiktok comp ever, if i saw it on my FYP id scroll and never think anything of it again
I counted like three footballing actions in that comp
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Where’s my winter bro, why the fuck is it so hot in October
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