UIUC ΣΧ ‘97 | Howard U (HBCU) MBA ‘01 | Father of 3, Dad to none | 2x divorced | 🍻⛷️illinois_fraternity_consulting@gmail.com for all business inquiries
Champaign, IL
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the aux wasn’t working last night when I was there and the one night I don’t go out they have John summit #whatthefuck
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Is pissing off the balcony at the bar the new tech? #lank #joesbrewery
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Sliding the dime bag back to your boy when he’s talking to a girl at the bar #surgical
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Yea I’m an arbitrage trader 🤷♂️ (I scroll every delivery app to find the best underpriced deal) #chud
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Struggling with such an awful question right now: when do I pop my 2nd adderall? #LANK
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Teach just told us “remember your grade on this exam doesn’t reflect who you are as a person and your character” #imfucked
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I told her I loved her last night and she kicked me out and blocked me on everything #whatdatmean
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Woke up hungover and smoked, doordashed food and groceries and paid a friend to pick it up from the front door. #chud
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