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The deputy governor of the administration responsible for this is currently campaigning to be re-elected as governor next year. @drobafemihamzat your administration is a a murderous, colossal failure.
HAPPENING NOW: Police Open Fire On #EndSARS Memorial Participants At Lekki Toll Gate
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I never understood how fried chicken is a negative black stereotype bc who tf doesn’t like fried chicken
How it feels to be black and enjoy tf out of fried chicken
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i just woke up and the next thing i should do is pick beans??? one day ,i’ll leave sha
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Niqqas in the comments dissing GRV They still don’t get it. Even the GRV you’re dissing is their “son”. They just might not want him there for now because “na turn by turn”. He still has higher chances mingling with these folks than you all because “elites” are nothing but one family regardless differences in tribe or faith. But you all are the ones at the receiving end of poor roads, bad electricity and poor healthcare.
Yesterday, I hosted dinner in honour of @DrObafemiHamzat, the incoming Governor of Lagos State. A man of the highest integrity, with whom I shared a bunk bed at boarding school 49 years ago. My experience of his character over the years has been defined by his honesty, sincerity, fairness and strong moral principles… F.Ote💲
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Soy tan feliz viendo Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, amo ver cuerpos y rostros perfectos e inalcanzables. Qué viva la belleza femenina, lo banal, lo superficial. ME ENCANTA
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see how fast the weather changed? that’s how fast a nigga will change on u too #staywoke
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the kylie hate is boring she looked stunning and the reveal was incredible lol
were we supposed to gag at kylie being the fantasy bra reveal
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Is it just me or there is heat wave in Lagos ?? 😵‍💫
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If Jide Kosoko is your father, just know you have a useless father..
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Fellow Lagosians, At ₦2k per meal, it will cost you ₦6k per day, and therefore ₦8,700,000 to eat three meals a day for 4yrs. These are not square meals o, just "manage". If you have foolishly decided to sell your vote for less than ₦8.7m, you're an even bigger ozuor than imagined. As I have said repeatedly, @GRVlagos and I have plans to use everything Lagos State has - our population, our waterways, even our refuse - to make Lagosians more prosperous and live a life of abundance. We will use our organic waste to generate biogas for electricity, and Lagosians will be employed in those facilities. We will use the waste product of our biogas production facilities as fertilizer to produce much more food and significantly reduce the cost of food. We will burn our inorganic waste to generate more electricity, and even more Lagosians will be employed to run those facilities. We will recycle the waste product from the incinerators as building materials. We will provide free, qualitative education for all children of Lagos Taxpayers', to university level. We will provide free, accessible and comprehensive Healthcare to children and the elderly, initially, whilst drastically reducing the overall cost of healthcare to everyone else. We will provide a minimum of 100,000 high quality, yet affordable homes in four years to Lagosians, with LOW INTEREST mortgages. We will reduce the Average Commute Time (the amount of time spent in traffic), by at least 50% within our first 18 months in traffic, whilst simultaneously reducing the cost of public transport. Make a conscious, strategic decision today, to invest in a future where you will no longer struggle to feed yourself, much less your family. Vote for a future where you can start achieving your dreams, hopes and aspirations, and begin to realistically dream bigger dreams. Vote for a future where you and your children are much safer and much more secure in ANY part of Lagos State, because we will provide much better welfare for all security agents working in Lagos State, starting from much better residential accomodation, to better working facilities and conditions, to much better welfare. Vote for @GRVlagos. Vote for ADC. If we all work together, we can Make Èkó Great Again. Warmest Regards, Babatunde Olalere Gbadamosi ADC Lagos State Deputy Gubernatorial Candidate #VoteGRV2027 #VoteADCLagos #TakeYourFitnessSeriously #MakeEkoGreatAgain #MEGA2027
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This is a very stupid rhetoric. There is no circumstance on earth where in Tinubu should inspire a reasonable person
The reason Tinubu inspires me greatly is this: you must do everything to win. Both good and bad. Just win. The world will adjust to your ways.
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Tragam o Nobel, o Oscar, a porra toda (lá ele!) para os criadores desse jogo 📹[darius_sevilles]
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Camo shirt, Adidas shoes, Gucci bag, supreme boxers. And you people are saying swag??? Nna ehn.
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So you people are really selling a pack of buzzballs in Nigeria for 120 thousand naira?? The greed is biblical 😭
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your hair can be freshly done nobody make no plans or nothing be going on… BUT when your hair old eshit falling off the bone everybody want you to go somewhere😑
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Take every instance of "Somalia" mentioned by this young man in the video and replace it with "Nigeria". The Arab imperialist playbook will become very clear to you. 🧵 👇🏿
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dare i say one of the most underrated victorious tracks
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The best part is that she's trending solely for her performances, not for a controversial outfit or waist. It's refreshing to see a singer recognized for her actual singing ability these days.
Ayra Starr’s NFL International Game halftime performance is currently one of the biggest music-related topics on TikTok. Her live rendition of “Heaven Baby” has become a standout moment, reaching 28M views, through fan praise, reactions, & ongoing discussion across TikTok.
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When jade started counting?? Lord😔
It’s so interesting to see how these musical reboots make zero effort to have the performers sound like they’re actually *there.* In the original shows they were lip syncing to studio versions too, but they always shot the scenes and edited the sounds to make it feel real…
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Re-korty: I'm not surprised that the misogynists are out in full force to defend. Look at this study on the experience of female doctors, who are their colleagues nigerianmedjournal.org/index… If that's happening to female doctors, what will female patients now say
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