woe, virus upon thee

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I DO NOT CONTROL THE MOLD
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Umbrella Corp. Science Team retweeted
this resident evil shit serious!!!
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Shiii we supposed to be charging people for biohazards but I be infecting people free of charge
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WHAT HAPPENED TO HELLO HOW ARE YOU
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Don’t harass them btw I think it’s funny asf
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Okay definitely looking like days we can’t find it. Also maybe boil your drinking water
For no reason at all you should all avoid the downtown area for a few hours or maybe days Thanks 👍
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Don’t fall for the cool and nonchalant persona Doctor Wesker propaganda. I once watched him grab a coworker like this
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Okay I’m taking requests for the next bioweapon
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The Umbrella Corporation has FORGIVEN Claire Redfield as she is my WIFE.
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It must really suck having to work on the legal and moral side of the company. Here you can do a line of coke in the bathroom and tell everyone that you had a new idea for a 20 armed bioweapon and you get a raise
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FUCKASS OVERTIME
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For no reason at all you should all avoid the downtown area for a few hours or maybe days Thanks 👍
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Sometimes I like to show up to the RPD and make Dr Wesker sign papers because he can’t yell at me at his hobby job
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All of us on October 1 1998 at 5:35am
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I miss NewJeans so much :(
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When you guys are mean to me this is who ur being mean to
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Sometimes I see a new mutation and go “ew ew ew ew ew eeeeYUCK” and then I feel bad and feed it one of my coworkers
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I knew he was infected I just didn’t say anything.
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Yo dudes, umbrella corporation is pretty chill. Maybe you could like join it or something
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