My coworker asked for a $900 laptop because his old one was barely working. They said no, told him to keep using it. A few weeks later, it died during an important client project and the company lost an $18k deal. Saved $900, lost $18k. Corporate math. 😭

Sophie Turner and Tabitha Doherty might be one of those couples the internet never talks about enough.

Every talking stage is just two people wasting each other’s time until one finds someone they can waste it on more efficiently

The day, She too started smoking 🚬

Imagine vaibhav and Abhishek at the top.. And then shreyas and tilak spreading cancer in middle 😭😭

Melissa O’Neil as Lucy Chen vs Melissa O’Neil in real life. One protects the city. The other can stop traffic without even trying.

Lately I just wanna pack a bag, take the first train out, and get lost somewhere I’ve never been before.

My salute to the Indian pilot Captain Smit Machchhar for his extraordinary bravery. Despite being stabbed and seriously injured, he fought back, resisted, opened the cockpit door, and enabled passengers and crew to overpower the attacker — preventing a catastrophic mid-air disaster. He saved the lives of 174 people, including Israeli citizens and other nationals. I wish Captain Machchhar a speedy and full recovery. He is a true hero.

If stupidity had a face, it would still somehow have a podcast.

If a man sees these protests and feels personally attacked, he missed the point. And if a woman sees every man as the problem, she missed the point too. The problem is the men who make women feel unsafe, just like women who misuse the victim card or make false allegations can ruin the lives of innocent men. It’s not men vs women. It’s about holding the right people accountable.

Penélope Cruz & Javier Bardem >Met in 1992 on a film set >Didn’t date back then >Reunited 15 years later >Fell in love in 2007 >Married privately in 2010 >Still together 🩷

Haven’t seen a more unbreakable lock in my entire life, whole SWAT team giving up in 5 seconds

The funniest thing about some people is how badly they want to be respected while doing everything possible to make sure nobody can.

Need that cold weather, dim lights, good food, no plans, no people type of life.

Seeing Shawn Mendes casually walking around Rio with a grocery bag is something I wasn’t expecting 😭😭 Bro really looks like he’s just out for a normal day.

Still curious why this vaccine left this exact mark on the arm. What’s the science behind it?

Me with adult money 😭😭

Got this little reward card inside the package...30 cashback just for leaving a 5-star rating. So the next time you see a product with thousands of 5-star reviews, maybe don’t trust those stars too quickly. 💀

Last Friday my wife and I spent 40 min scrolling Netflix and Prime. Watched nothing. Not because there's nothing good but every app shows you what's trending, not what you're actually in the mood for tonight. So I built the thing I wanted: pickamovie.tv

Hey @grok, I’ve started finding random letters on my skin… should I be worried or is my body trying to spell something 😭