International man of simplicity. 3x Ironman. Stay at home sober bartender. Traveled to 100 countries.

Boulder, CO
SHOULD I GO SKIING TODAY?
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I need a new water softener for my house in Boulder. Got 3 quotes. $3200 $4000 $18,000 The parts are $700 online. But the $3200 quote said they were “old and probably been sitting in a box for a while” while theirs would be new… Is everything a scam?
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Huge news for Hyrox athletes
17 new public bathrooms. Across all five boroughs. Because you can’t wait — and you shouldn’t have to.
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"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free."
She was OUT that gate 💨
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ESPN inviting Ted Cruz onto the gameday desk only for the crowd behind him to boo and constantly yell at him to fuck off is maybe the greatest illustration yet of how deep the disconnect is between the ESPN-SEC industrial complex and college football fans as a whole
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there are like 5 unique sentences left
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coming back from burning man & seeing all these haters online who didn’t even go while everyone i met there was positive, present, loving & full of life just shows how much the internet isn’t a real place
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Black Rock City is a lake again. Perfect.
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I’ve launched off the front of aircraft carriers hundreds of times, have a Master’s degree in aeronautical engineering, and am a test pilot and even I wouldn’t suggest to the Navy how to engineer specific systems on its ships. Donald Trump should stick to what he knows best — ballrooms, bankruptcy, and bullshit.
SCOOP: Trump has directed the Navy to tear out a complex system for launching fighter jets from its aircraft carriers and instead go back to using steam catapults, a move Navy officials have fought for years and will likely cost billions in extra dollars. U.S. officials say Trump signed a national security memorandum today directing the change, which would involve removing the electromagnetic catapult system used by the ships in the Gerald R. Ford class of carriers wsj.com/us-news/trump-orders… @MarcusReports
Community note
The full memo states that the Secretary of War shall provide the President with a PLAN to revert ONE future carrier, CVN-81, to steam catapults. It does not order equipment removed from any existing aircraft carriers. whitehouse.gov/presidential-a…
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“if you cannot gift trans people with visibility, humanity, and acceptance, could you at least gift them with silence?”
Van Lathan, co-host of Higher Learning podcast, reacts to transphobic remarks by WNBA athlete Sophie Cunningham "If you cannot gift trans people with visibility, humanity, and acceptance, could you at least gift them with silence? Could you at least shut the fu## up about it? Could you at least leave them the fu## alone?" You guys are doing your victory lap on this shit, fucking up the country. You mean to tell me there are wars happening in the Middle East, food prices are crazy, like the environment is in the shitter, we can't eat lettuce without crap in our pants, all of this stuff, and you still picking on these people after all of this time?”
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Decoració mural del celler, by Xavier Nogués, 1915-16, 📸 by @mauricevansteen
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🙌🏼🏆 LOS SUEÑOS SE CUMPLEN. #VamosEspaña | #CopaMundialFIFA
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—¿Esa rubia cuántos años tiene? —25. —Uh, justito. ¿Cómo se llama? —Erling Haaland.
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FIFA is such a world-class, respectable organization. A true beacon of integrity and transparency.
FIFA is nothing more than an organized crime operation
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Told you.
That was not the definition of a red card.
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can't even en passant without offsides anymore
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Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.? Because we gave them that L in 1776.
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THE TELEMUNDO CALL OF THE MALIK TILLMAN FREE KICK IS THE BEST THING YOU'LL EVER HEAR 🇺🇸🦅❤️
Telemundo Deportes
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Go Canada.
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Saw Haaland score two amazing goals and an overall amazing match. #worldcup Team Norway is going to go deep in the tourney.
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