tomorrow is the last ever Pythagorean theorem day that we will ever get to experience. There’s only ever been 12 of them ever in our lifetime. And they will never be one ever again. How fun!🙂

I hate your haters so much 😡 Always causing problems because they have nothing else going on in their lives

My favorite fake btches 😭😭they’ll fall out again within the next few months

if the job market wasn’t so fucking ass rn i would quit. i’m so stressed out at work. im wanna cry

my locals that know me irl call me twitter drea

This is probably the first original joke i’m seeing on this app in a very long time.

sure lmao. i’m hotter than u for sure. faceless anime pfp good anime tho!

like i don’t understand using my own pics to talk shit to me? lmaooooo

another person who doesn’t post their face showing me my own pic i post. oh u got me so good !!!!!

you watch 4 good movies in a row and suddenly life is worth living again.

troll who has no pics of himself oh no what am i gonna say back to this loser 🫣

mfs with attachment issues when left on read for 12 seconds

“I was your age too” No mom you didn’t check their discord streaming badge after saying goodnight

me but in my mid 30’s

reminder that US citizens flood the Mexican border DAILY for affordable healthcare

HOLD ONNNNN they frying our shit now 😭😭😭 💀💀💀

for halloween can i be your beautiful loving wife

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about to have the best 2 weeks of my life

if u see my location in a parking lot i am NOT having car sex i am eating jack in the box alone in my car

“TEXAS IS CHEAPER THAN CALIFORNIA” Rent Los Angeles: $2,656 Dallas: $1,588 Minimum wage Los Angeles: $18.42/hr Texas: $7.25/hr Hours worked for rent Los Angeles: 2656 ÷ 18.42 = 144 Dallas: 1588 ÷ 7.25 = 219 You have to work 50% more to afford rent in Texas. That’s more than two weeks EVERY month. Let that sink in