mf thats called a pie

Neymar's World Cup: 1. come in as a sub 2. do nothing 3. get a yellow for a dumb foul of desperation 4. start a brawl 5. avoid a second yellow 6. laugh and mock the Norwegian goalie 7. score a pen 8. laugh and mock the goalie some more (your team is in a hurry) 9. cry

“Make up a random number of minutes for injury time. Now, ignore the amount of minutes you picked. Lull the team in the lead think it’s over and give the other team a chance to score. Goal, good. Now, go check the VAR booth to extend the drama and we eat more TV time. Overturn the goal and add 7 minutes to the initial random number of minutes you picked. Ok end it.“

American lack of aristocratism really hurt their naming traditions stereotypical names when i invent a name for my character in a game: 🇩🇪 Burkhardt von Herzogenburg 🇬🇧 Richard Clarence Somerset 🇫🇷 Jean-Pierre de Lacroix 🇺🇸 Bob Jusbob

this world cup, you either score in the first 5 minutes or you dont score at all. Sometimes you score in the first 5 minutes and dont score for the rest of the game

me watching the World Cup from my couch:

bad day for tankies, anti-imperialists and sudden Paraguay groupies of the world

i'll do you one better. Behold, the Spanish Empire national team during the union with Portugal (1580-1640):

Try 2 months without Jurrien Timber

these two mfs started it

russia.

Someone stole my headphones at the airport so I'm back in my death penalty era

Russians = Slaves Europeans = Free People That is the difference

Measuring woomba intensity across Australia

Time flies when you’re doing what you love.