THE OLD SLIDE FOR LIFE "Memories"

FUNNY BUT TRUE🤪

THE SWAMP SLAM❣️

God commanded Noah to coat the ark inside and out with "pitch." The Hebrew word used for pitch is "Kopher." The exact same word used later in the Bible for "Atonement" and "Ransom."

The tax collectors tried to humiliate Jesus by demanding payment. The Creator of the universe did not protest. He issued a command and the ecosystem of the sea delivered the exact currency❣️

Final Miracle before the Cross Jesus was surrounded by an armed mob in the Garden of Gethsemane that was ready to drag him to his torture and execution. Peter drew a sword and mutilated an enemy. Jesus' response was an act of mercy...

The Roman Empire didn't believe in the God of Israel. Yet, hours before the crucifixion of Jesus, heaven invaded the mind of the governors (Pilate) wife with a nightmare so terrifying she tried to halt the execution. Matthew 27:19

A MAN AFTER GOD'S OWN HEART❣️ 1 Samuel 13:14 David was the most powerful and feared king in the world. But when the ark of God entered his city, he stripped off his royal armor and danced in the streets until he was despised by his own wife.

A gang of youths mocked the physical appearance of the prophet Elisha. They didn't realize that disrespecting the authority of God triggers immediate and lethal consequences in the unseen realm. Elisha didn't argue with them, he turned around and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Instantly, two extremely wild bears charged out of the woods and mauled the mockers, killing 42 of them. 2 kings 2:23-25

🎯 Still have mine at the bottom of a seabag somewhere...

APPOMATTOX COURT HOUSE "In death, side by side"