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NEWS: Garrett Stubbs has been designated for assignment by the Phillies, according to @ScottLauber.
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Unbelievable! James Talafreako allegedly told staffers he will implement a “GAY QUOTA” requiring 30% of all Texan kids be GAY. Kids will be able to opt-in as gay. But if the 30% threshold isn’t hit, all remaining kids will be put into a GAY LOTTERY to assign who will be GAY.
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the dana carveyfication of rivers cuomo
You Can Weez Everything
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everyone is castrated now
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what are the odds two very different restaurants in different parts of the country come up with the exact same dish
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ok fine it’s not the exact same the Sao one has smoked trout (i do not think this is enough evidence against platejacking)
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great volta. a true poet
my friend was looking through this website for prison pen pals (do not ask me why, this is just the type of shit she does) and this one in particular is FRYING ME 😭 bro you’re bald, a murderer, and doing life in prison, you don’t get to be picky!
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it is with total sincerity that i say i would be honored to publish Roy Smith’s “Looking for New Ladies for Texting” on @bullshitlit
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god forbid a lady travel to the seaside to cure herself of consumption
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I, for one, am looking forward to the day that Wawa starts selling Oysters
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murderers botch murder
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it’s 2026. someone is playing “doses and mimosas” on touchtunes. everything is circular
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yeah the modernists were all gay as fuck but wow does joyce really get to the point about it
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ok we’ll get ‘em next time ottoman kempire
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gen z isn’t having sex because they’re all at the weezer concert
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i love my country philadelphia
Ya know what hell yeah. Go Phillies #RingTheBell
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Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero
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WAKE UP OTTOMAN KEMPIRE OUR TIME IS NOW
Otto Kemp is with the Phillies in Atlanta.
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“big furry jacket and little shoulder bag with adidas gazelles” is how i dressed myself when i was 15 and its funny that look is getting play nowadays
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