We’re giving out iphone apple crapple

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A Sit-Down w/ Tokyo >Toni: Glad to have you here, Mr. Albert Einstein >Albert: Well, yes. >T: You’ve done it again sir, ..cunty quantum physics. A remarkable discovery. >A: Well, ..sorta kinda. It’s simply fagmatics dearie. >T: Well, no… and thats all the time we have today!
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They don’t make them like this anymore
“Reba” premiered 25 years ago today! 🥳 Thankful you all welcomed the Hart family into your lives and for all the memories this show brought us! 📺
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Me making sure people celebrate it:
Biofeelia
Today is National Be Nice Day.
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This is when life starts getting good
Getting to the point in life where interactions like this mean something
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Getting to the point in life where interactions like this mean something
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RT @RICKYVIICE: this my first time doing my laundry at a Laundromat & i wanna cry, this is so poor. i don’t even know what to do, i didn’t…
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SHE GOT A HANDWRITTEN NOTE FROM A FELLOW MAGA GOLDEN CORRAL PATRON SAYING "Make America Beautiful Again :)" LMAOOOO
35 years old in old lady drag asking for a senior's discount at the Golden Corral, Kaceytron is fucking diabolical lmaoooo
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She entered animatronic mode
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Having to listen to this song every Fall it’s tradition
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Why would u put the underwear there
Do I look good in camo 🪖😉??
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This carb on carb crime
roommate eating some bullshit why are u making a boiled potato sandwich
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I remember when your head caught flame
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Halloween around the corner
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The songwriting on Cleveland
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iJustine waiting for the next apple product to drop
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Grace mclady and zach chadwick are dating
Ella Langley & Tucker Wetmore are dating, @PEOPLE reports. 🔗: people.com/country-stars-ell…
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Bots in the replies beat me to it #whatever
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gay people will say "no shade" and then say something really shady
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Made minestrone for dinner
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