“Harry, did I ever tell you about the Great Panty Raid of 76? The night before Halloween, we bribed some guys from the other houses to let us enter their common rooms, and stole the panties of all the girls in the Castle.”
"The night your parents named me your godfather was one of the proudest moments ever, Harry! You were just born, Lily was great, you were great: Your father and I went Apparating between bars, celebrating, drinking, cheering! We both failed to notice that Lupin had charmed our clothes to be invisible so every bar we were giving them a show. He was always the quiet one."