roasting myself before u can roast me
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ordered a small smoothie but didn’t realize it would be THIS TINY, manhattan is criminal
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I’m the first girl in the world to fumble a reply guy
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how will i be celebrating the full moon during a severe storm? accompanying an americana band upstate
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never my type unfortunately. but in an unemployed situation where i’m open to be proven otherwise
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what doesn’t kill you introduces you to astrology, spirituality and neuroplasticity
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How much transformation can even happen in a year this is crazy
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I can’t believe there are couples who meet on hinge or whatever instead of meeting at a party dancing to Take Ecstasy With Me and spending a total of 2 weeks together in person over the next 3 months then deciding to move 500 miles away from everything you’ve ever known together
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welcome to a week in my life!
thursday: hypnosis session & watched the history of concrete
friday: three interviews & released poem on a crisis of faith
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the physical toll of my emotional turmoil has me speaking in tongues
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I love ny bc you’ll meet the craziest hoe in your life but they’ll diligently keep up with a book club or something
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what’s the longest you’d allow someone to crash in your apartment (taking up the entirety of your living room)
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2-3 nights
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4-5 nights
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6+ nights
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you know it has been a bad year when you start regularly admiring the clear smooth faces of strangers on the subway
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Women are going through a lot , Please give them money .
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