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Bengaluru Is Hiding a 3.4-Billion-Year-Old Secret… And Most People Walk Past It Without Knowing... Inside Lalbagh sits a rock that’s 3.0'3.4 BILLION years old. Not million. BILLION. Older than dinosaurs. Older than oxygen. Older than most craters on the Moon. It’s called the Peninsular Gneiss, and it was born when Earth was a molten hellscape with no life and no continents. This single outcrop → survived the formation of India → survived supercontinents → survived multiple tectonic collisions → and now quietly sits inside a garden where people jog past it daily. If you stand on it, you’re literally standing on one of Earth’s oldest surviving pieces of crust. A billion-year time machine… in the heart of Bengaluru. 🤯🌍
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Fed decision week and oil still above $110. One of these the Fed can control. The other involves missiles, tankers, and Houthis. Guess which one is setting the inflation path into the election. The hold is scheduled. The oil is not.
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God created the world, but the Dutch created the Netherlands. They built dikes, drained the sea, made polders, planted tulips, rode bicycles through floods, and turned a soggy corner of Europe into one of the most organised places on Earth. The engineering effort is truely a marvel to admire.
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CCP Chinese Influencers are paying Bangladeshi and Pakistani Women to dress as Hindu Indian Women, giving them a script to say disgusting things about Indian men and then posting it on Chinese Social Media to show Chinese Users how bad India is > They are paying Muslim Bangladeshi Slum Women to pretend as Indian Hindu Women by dressing in Saree and Mangalsutra and beg Chinese streamer to marry them and save them from "India's poverty" > These Chinese are paying Pakistani Women students in China to pretend as Indian Women and say "I am easy and I will go home with anyone > They paid another Pakistani Women to say she is Upper Caste Indian Women and all of them have loose morals and want Chinese men
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Watch a dazzling display of 3,473 #drones lit up the night sky over Mysuru, #India, forming a giant dancing peacock and setting a Guinness World Record for the biggest aerial display of a bird made by drones. 🦚✨
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No engineering degree. No corporate lab. Yet Ravi Tamta from Almora built an electric flying-car prototype and flew it after 13 years. One funded eVTOL firm spent £25.6m on R&D in a single quarter. Ravi’s exact spend is not public, but his resourcefulness is the story.
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Jio IPO allotment day. Status page: pending. My application is sitting somewhere between ₹1,119 a share and a refund notification, and I cannot focus on anything else. Two more days until listing. This suspense is expensive.
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Ibovespa down nearly 17%, below 172,000, with a circuit breaker after Lula’s win. Investors did not suddenly discover Brazil. They discovered their Bolsonaro trade was wrong. Is this a buying opportunity, a fiscal warning, or both?
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Jio IPO allotment status... “Please wait.” I have waited for Jio faster while downloading a 4K movie on a 2G connection. At this point, the shares may list before the website tells me whether I got any.
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Jio’s IPO drew 22.19x overall demand, but retail was only 2.72x subscribed. So the allotment wait is brutal for a simple reason... many applicants will get nothing, while their money stays blocked until 27 October. The market rewards patience. It just tests it first.
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Be honest... when last did you wake you to these sights and sounds? Life on a tea garden is so blessed and blissful 😊 ❤️
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KL Rahul 0 in the first innings, 4 off 15 in the second, then hit-wicket after the ball rolled back toward his stumps. Painful. But his last ODI innings was 129* off 87. Red-ball form is the real question. One hit-wicket is just a very public bad day.
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Congratulations, Lula. Trailing in round one. Written off at 80. Then winning a fourth term anyway. Brazil just reminded everyone... elections are not decided by headlines, polls, or foreign applause. They are decided by voters.

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Heartiest congratulations to my dear friend, President Lula, on his remarkable re-election victory. I look forward to working closely with him to further deepen and expand the multifaceted India-Brazil Strategic Partnership. Together, we will continue to strengthen our cooperation across diverse sectors, advance the shared priorities of the Global South and work towards a more inclusive, equitable and sustainable world. @LulaOficial
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Smart toilets now talk to you, lift the lid, put it down, flush themselves, wash you, dry you with warm air, and even offer a massage. Finally, your partner’s last remaining reason to be upset with you is officially gone. 🚽 Don’t believe me.. just watch this 🤣😂😂
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Modern dating is just two emotionally unavailable people negotiating who gets to ruin whose week first.
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🇮🇳 @zoho @svembu Ji 🙏 India needs its own search engine. No team builds it better than Zoho. Zoho — a search engine. 🔍 AI-powered · 🔐 Privacy-first · 🇮🇳 Indian languages · 📸 Visual search Please build it 🙏 Made in Bharat 🇮🇳 #Zoho #MadeInBharat #AtmanirbharBharat
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Varanasi air show…Magnificent!
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Democracy, social media and human stupidity. 👀 Three powerful forces competing to make me lose faith in humanity before Dinner 😄
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🔥 I’m in a toxic relationship where I do all the work, anxiety takes all the credit, and the economy gives us both a F@*k! 🤣😂😂
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🔥 🤣😂 Being a creator on X is a threesome between me, the algorithm and financial disappointment. The algorithm decides who sees me. The audience decides if I’m worth engaging with. And X decides if any of it is worth paying me for. Romance was simpler. 💀
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