This is the worst birthday haul I've ever had. No POP! Vinyls, no video games, no Google Play, PSN or Nintendo Network cards, no DVDs or Blu-Rays, and as the LEGO sets I get for my birthday go, this one is below-average size. I knew that my family would blow it this year.
First, the balloons would get clumped up in the middle. Now, not even a single balloon at all this year.
This is the worst day of my life.