π“Šπ“‹Όπ“Š tony π“Šπ“‹Όπ“Š@voguetony

hot & bothered | stanford β€˜20 | they/them

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Joined June 2011
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10 year old me explaining why i need a club penguin membership to have different colored igloos and puffles: my mom:
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"i can change him" girl he's not a diaper
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never forget the time i venmo charged a wilding ass man for emotional labor
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and you better believe just moments later i was $150 richer!
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on today's episode of shit my QAnon grandma posts on facebook:
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source: just trust me bro
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ants on their way to my bedroom after i leave one singular crumb unattended
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me coming back inside after smoking and walking past my mom:
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transphobes be like: "it's still a tree though"
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you betta sissy that foreskin diva
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we need an american girl doll who will slay the house down versace boots hunty
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YES I DO DA COOKING YES I DO DA CLEANING
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"shower beer" but instead of a beer it's a starbuck's tripleshot and instead of a shower it's sweating through your underwear
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gender envy
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took a cbd dog treat and all it did was taste like beef
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electric chair pokΓ©mon
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the way i'm so confused right now
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to be clear, this is at my local cvs earwax removal clinic
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is this the "superb owl" y'all keep talking about??
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π“Šπ“‹Όπ“Š tony π“Šπ“‹Όπ“Š retweeted
Jack Herrera
@jherrerx
13 Jan 2022
Man kind of a bummer that kids across this country are out protesting to defend their right not to die
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WOW, imagine if this happened when the pandemic started TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO
President Biden Archived
@POTUS46Archive
13 Jan 2022
Next week, my administration will announce how we are making high-quality masks available to the American people for free. They are an important tool to stop the spread of COVID-19, especially Omicron.
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