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BREAKING: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has won the 2026-27 'Most Gilgeous Player' Award per @ShamsCharania
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“GIVE ME THE FU*KING BALL.” — ANGEL REESE. 🔥🗣️ (h/t @ShowCaseShabazz)
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made a bacon risotto but i think i just ended up reinventing khichdi from first principles
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why did nobody ever beat his ass
Kobe hates everyone……except one
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Vikrant retweeted
This is because the diaspora treats India like a relic especially second-gen NRIs. India is a cultural antique piece. India is the past, it has no present or future, it is not breathing in oppressive air and fighting for its survival. India is tradition, and that's history.
mad as hell at the function as per usual
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for how busy everyone in new york is i’m always amazed at how people will just line up for all sorts of random shit here
you can’t even get a bagel in nyc anymore bc they’re all owned by private equity
Community note
Many NYC bagel shops are independently or family-owned, not by private equity. The pictured shops (Leon's Bagels and Apollo Bagels) are run by their founders with no such backing. nydailynews.com/2024/06/05/nyc… whodoyouknow.nyc/p/behind-the-b… forward.com/culture/824095… nytimes.com/2026/04/14/din
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started living life with my phone on ringer recently and it has been hell
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wrote my name down on a piece of paper and this white guy absolutely nailed the pronunciation first try and i felt like this
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future if he was a data engineer: db.createCollection("myCollection")
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toothbrush case just fell into the toilet
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imagine ramanujan with food and a claude max 20 plan
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holy shit
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it is time to wear sock
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this is a reference to me wearing socks
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It says a lot about chief justice of India that he seems to think of the People of India only in terms of insects rather than humans deserving of dignity
"Govt have to stop certain things. To stop them, take only as much action as is necessary. But that does not mean you should use a hammer to kill a HOUSEFLY." — CJI Surya Kant
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romans be like let’s have se10
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Replying to @mosuyanagi
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