Kenyans on X ridicule villagers for voting for a politician who promises them a road, but one Bayern–Ajax match has them announcing that Ruto is finally working. At least the villager is asking for infrastructure, y’all are being won over by a playbook that other (unserious) presidents in Africa have used before.
Gaddafi’s Libya brought Juventus and Parma to Tripoli (2002). Ben Ali’s Tunisia hosted PSG and Marseille (2010). Ali Bongo’s Gabon hosted PSG and Bordeaux in a stadium built for AFCON (2013). Morocco hosted Lille and Marseille (2011), PSG and Monaco (2017), and Barcelona and Sevilla (2018). Years after Gabon’s stadium-building spree, the IMF found that the investments had added nothing to the country’s productive capacity.
Ruto is just replicating the spectacle, because y’all are apparently too sophisticated to not be bamboozled by water tanks like the villagers. But a football match will do. Tulieni mpangwe.