Next up on LockedOnLSU(!): governor Landry is out of office, so I haven’t been told what to say next. But as soon as he’s back, and as soon as Coach kiffin is done DMing women less than half his age to cope with this defeat, they will both meet and tell me what to say next. And if I’m a very good boy, they’ll pet me while telling me.
Thanks for your patience at this time!