Auburn Football eskimo brother. 3x Pledge of the Week. AU Football and basketball season ticket holder. Ball knower. Gene Steratore’s worst enemy. I hate NJ.
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I’m man enough to admit that every now and then I have a few too many drinks. Last night was one of those nights. But not once have I woken up and been missing my bathroom door. If you have my bathroom door I need that back I get poop shy.
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Sammy “Sky Bar” The Solicitor retweeted
ANOTHER ONE POSSESSION LOSS FOR THE AUBURN TIGERS
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Don’t want to hear anymore about Durkin.
Unprepared.
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Appodlachia
If you weren’t here for 5-7 we don’t want you for 4-8. #AuburnFuckingSucksAgain
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For reference, Auburn hasn’t won a home SEC game since 2024
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Doing this for Hugh Freeze
I didn’t just say “BOOM”… I made it permanent. 💥
Now, before you question my sanity, there’s actually a reason behind it….. [See comments]
@CoachGusMalzahn @kristi_malzahn
#WarEagle #BritishAuburnFan #Boom #GusMalzahn
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Winning a game through bizarre, inexplicable luck despite looking bad all day.
Folks, Auburn might be back.
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Jared Smith just saved one of the worst defensive possessions I’ve ever seen from an Auburn player
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Why is it impossible to find a video of the Giants punting on third down. We all know it happened but where can I find it
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Caught in a tale as old as time. Keep the 2-man going or go home and do my paper due at 8am. God sent his weakest soldier his hardest battle
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If you didn’t watch week 0 and lose brain cells watching Jackson Arnold in the 4th quarter then you don’t love ball like you think you do
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