I have a verdict in the case of BBLLC vs Nogtopia...
As it is such: The method in which to create such a liquid is not sophisticated.
As it is such: the flavor of such, so called drink, is actually not nog flavored.
As it is such: the consistency requires no complex machinations to manufacture.
As it is such: It is Nog adjacent as it can be added to Nog in its unflavored form.
Guilty on 3 counts of anti-Noggery... you are hereby sentenced to the Re-Nogucation camp!!
“Noggers to the left of me,
anti noggers to the right
Here i am stuck in the middle with….”
The real seasonal beverage: apple pie shine.