In Search of Lost Time but every sentence ends with "lol" ... drive.google.com/file/d/1rra…
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I want to sign my kid up for beatboxing lessons
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There should be a prayer you say before using the bathroom
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Bringing your own weights to the gym
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Three-year-old daughter says she wants a beard
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Over breakfast, my three-year-old daughter asked if I knew about six seven
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It’s my cats’ birthday
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“Mom’s brain”
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It would be funny if they made a Jackass movie where nobody laughed during any of the stunts / pranks
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There should only be like four numbers max
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"Dolly Parton writing 'I Will Always Love You' and 'Jolene' in the same day is like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel and writing 'Jolene' in the same day" -a tweet
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Three-year-old daughter says her favorite songs are the Paw Patrol theme song and Mr. Brightside
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I have two collages in a basketball-themed show opening at Neighbors Gallery in Greenpoint tonight 60 Greenpoint Ave, 2nd Floor at 6pm
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“Teenage Dirtbag” playing at the ultrasound appointment where I see my grape-sized child for the first time
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A weighted tuxedo
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Pediatrician prescribed a laxative for our constipated three-year-old and warned us not to leave the house
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