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by 10th of August it will be under 10K.
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Doing some data analysis on the profitability of traders who bought Bags coins over the last 12 months. In the stock market, they say 98% of traders lose money. On @BagsApp 25% of traders are profitable with over $200M in realized profits. That means you have a 1 in 4 chance of making money when you buy a Bags coin. Pretty good odds. Our main focus is optimizing these numbers even more.
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larp more biatch? Freaking noob and "research"
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Migration Complete.
We’re currently migrating to our own infrastructure. Please expect downtime on the main website. P0 services will still be running; the frontend will just be down for some time.
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ALT Clown Conancon2019 GIF by Team Coco

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We’re currently migrating to our own infrastructure. Please expect downtime on the main website. P0 services will still be running; the frontend will just be down for some time.
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Did she actually die?
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no idea, the article is about them becoming homeless and such is dated January 2026. So dude is a dead beat bum. No brains, but one rotten cookie and ego of a Napoleon.
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they must have forgot. chef’s kiss incoming. solana:9Pfync3ejPC9eHqVzq3nYQJAhyhjqpnB9UsaSfLxpump
Maffay
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brainrot migga Tony
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Here’s the drop @LiamBroza committed fraud. Have proof including files he forged. He stole the open source project I was chief architect on, named himself the chief architect after not writing any code and sold it to @napster_corp for $75m He stole money from me, my family, my friends and people who trusted him He is in contempt of court for responding to our discovery requests by *deleting all Google Drive files after we requested* and then also trying to delete all of my personal files as well. He got away with this for a while and convinced other team members that I was the bad guy. He did this by showing them forged documents. What he doesn’t know is that he accidentally put all the documents he forged into a Dropbox he had given me access to. So I have all of his evidence. He is going to prison for sure. I tried to be reasonable. I tried to settle. He dragged me through hell, which led to me uncovering a whole mountain of actual, verifiable fraud in that link he shared with me and forgot about. I made this website as an easy reference for everything that happened and to force the issue so the FBI and IRS move faster on prosecution. I lost almost al of my friends and network and a project I worked on for 2 years over this. Now it’s time for justice. liam-broza.com
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ohhh, so sad anyways, hows solana:HeLp6NuQkmYB4pYWo2zYs22mESHXPQYzXbB8n4V98jwC how much you stole from people in there migga?
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Announcing: Qwen 3.8 Max now available on UsePod Alibaba dropped Qwen 3.8 Max on August 3rd--a 2.4 trillion parameters total with 95B active per token, a 1M-token context window, native vision and video input, and benchmarks that immediately made it the highest-ranking Chinese model on Arena(dot)AI for text tasks and second globally for vision (trailing only a Fable 5 variant). QwenCloud lists it at $2 input / $6 output per million tokens with cache pricing at $0.25 for implicit misses and $0.17 for explicit reads, but we can do better! Paying for 3.8 Max on on UsePod will run you only $1.60 input / $4.80 output.
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OK so we saving 20% by POD compressing the context? How much of the quality we lose for this?
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祝各位老板八方来财万事胜意❤️🇨🇳
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Migga dat u? World famous cookie master? Rebrand to P0 Under Bridge Cookies System - Homeless edition. With vitamin C! montclair.edu/news-media/new…
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He actually most likely believes that all those numbers on Openrouter is real 🤣🤣🤣
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Telling u fam - teh "dev" is just a Frontman. Nothing more. He is not capable to orchestrate such skrem, no way. Also very possible that he did not even realised he is being played, while some smart geek helped him to build all this.
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Migga Financial Hardship: According to a January 2026 article, the cookie business "unraveled". Losing Their Home: The financial situation became so extreme that Cory and his mother, Lisa Howard, lost their home and had to move into a shelter. montclair.edu/news-media/new…
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I like a challenge - but this seems like a tough ship to navigate.. I'm not a fireman.
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So what are u trying to say bro?
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now it is the last phase: Farm the DCA rookies. Last squeeze
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Replying to @_vagab0nd23
Looking at what "dev" is posting on X and TG - Im 99% sure he is nothing but a frontman. He is not mentally capable of orchestrating the self inflating Openrouter numbers, noir of building anything that is more complex than Lego set of 50 pcs... Q is - How u did not seen it?
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Replying to @Bee4evrgrateful
I've been an advisor from day 1 & he was solid to work with until the Solana incident a week ago. I had a heart to heart with him & he asked me whether I would want to step-up to help him and become co-founder, and I said I will consider it. Now during the transition period (before signing any contracts) he managed to burn all my bridges..
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dude stop day dreaming?!! What contracts? Yes, you, him and few more made a few KK tops, but that is barely enough for a 1 server of h100. So stop your rtrd larp and delete your account.
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So I decided to prove @P0Systems was a rug by going further than the @SolanaFndn convo where they accused him of farming free tokens and fake subs 4 days after he did 5 hours of AMAs .. This is the alt he responded on. solana:HmTi3CQfKfXWbn1tNoiAxH7GzMV7L3tDAmPWabZEBAGS has been violently dumped with all the profits heading here, to THIS wallet. Now that the truth is out he's openly posting "have fun buying my next rug" as you can see from his AMA videos from days ago this is his overgrown thumbnail and his exact skin complexure. PLUS he corrected the spelling of his name on me, which is Corey and not Cory*** (Another way I sought to see if this was TRULY his alt) This guy has a dozen alts and bullposts his own shitcoins and rugs for a living. Sorry for those who were rugged by solana:HmTi3CQfKfXWbn1tNoiAxH7GzMV7L3tDAmPWabZEBAGS it doesn't take much blockchain analysis to find this wallet with this balance at exactly 4:41 EST being the sole "whale" who's been buying solana:HmTi3CQfKfXWbn1tNoiAxH7GzMV7L3tDAmPWabZEBAGS cheap and re selling it on every candle.. Like I said he even said "have fun buying my next rug" I also made sure he did over 100 posts in a 1 hour timeframe, according to AI it is over 99% sure that THIS IS the same lingo and speech which @SerPepeXBT has been using since inception... I only want to make crypto safer for all, I watch the Micro cap gem show and frankly am surprised they believed this scammer but the proof is in the pudding now! At least we know @SerPepeXBT is a serial scammer who scams for a living (you can see all the other coins bough, pumped by fake twitters, who sent profits to the exact wallet in this screenshot) Best of luck to you all and frankly even people show their faces, voices, and give their real first names to pull off large scale rugs, this one solana:HmTi3CQfKfXWbn1tNoiAxH7GzMV7L3tDAmPWabZEBAGS has been running for 6 months now.. If it isn't a blue chip backed by serious influencers I trust I won't be posting it early now. I apologize I ever fell for these lies and this is the problem with the space and shows why we DO NEED more regulation to put these people behind bars. 👮
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another braindead KOL wannabee??? Migga this shit was provable as skem on 18th of July. You clowns were full hype at that time. fckng tards...
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The fundamentals stay the same & the team has a busy week ahead of them, securing what has been promised. Stay peezy.
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Give it up, never marry a token
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Peet blocked me for "fudding" the p0 2 days ago lol :D
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Replying to @P0Systems
Lets go peezy 💪
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DUMP NOW.U have 24h tops before it goes under 50k. You took a bet on the wrong dev and project. Happens to all of us. Now take as L while there still is something left to be taken.
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Replying to @P0Systems
Buying the dips
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the dip keeps dipping MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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Replying to @Zyzzntw8 @P0Systems
brainrot :D
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summary of all this sheit show:
Peezy/@P0Systems is a perfect example of why an OpenRouter leaderboard is not proof of a real business. By July 18, the numbers already looked obviously gamed to me. What happened next also exposed a serious failure in @solana ecosystem prescreening. 🧵
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