Kucheka nayo tutacheka lakini ngono nayo hatutashiriki dadangu😂
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That glow after spending days at your lady's so you're fed, fucked and hydrated>>>
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never needed a crowd to feel like myself. if i don’t fit in, i’m probably exactly where i’m supposed to be
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having an aesthetic is basically just choosing a vibe and committing to it harder than everyone else
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being aesthetic really be the easiest cheat code for getting attention 😭
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Generous ladies deserve head
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If these tweets ever make us rich, I’m going to pretend I had a strategy the entire time. Right now I’m just posting and hoping the algorithm has a soft spot for idiots
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Nobody tells you that sometimes you don't need closure. You just need enough distance to finally see how ridiculous the situation was
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Methamphetamine doesn't just “give you energy.” It's a powerful stimulant that pushes the brain and cardiovascular system hard—and the crash can be brutal
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Nilijua Tu izi cd za kiss ni za ufala
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Ukiwa unasmash alafu cd i burst ukiwa ndani but I feel ikiburst and immediately pull out is that risky ama? 😂
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Nothing hurts like wanting to help your family but not being financially stable enough to do it. May God open doors for you.
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“Rigged” is a powerful word when you refuse to explain what you mean and just expect everyone else to reconstruct the crime scene.
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im so annoyed at this stupid girl who keeps irritating me because she has a crush on... my crush and constantly hangs around us. She needs to go away.
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Kissing girls helps my anxiety
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Reading is borrowing someone else's mind for a few quiet hours. The best books leave you with a mind you can't fully return.
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Diabetes insipidus in one line: The kidneys keep letting water leave when the body desperately wants to keep it. So you get massive amounts of dilute urine, dehydration, and a thirst that feels like your body has filed a formal complaint.
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The goal isn’t to be liked by everyone. The goal is to be so comfortable with yourself that being misunderstood doesn’t ruin your day.
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Studying endocrine disorders until “ADH, TSH, ACTH, PTH” stops looking like alphabet soup and starts looking like survival.
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Trust your instincts
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