If these tweets ever make us rich, I’m going to pretend I had a strategy the entire time.
Right now I’m just posting and hoping the algorithm has a soft spot for idiots
Methamphetamine doesn't just “give you energy.” It's a powerful stimulant that pushes the brain and cardiovascular system hard—and the crash can be brutal
Diabetes insipidus in one line:
The kidneys keep letting water leave when the body desperately wants to keep it.
So you get massive amounts of dilute urine, dehydration, and a thirst that feels like your body has filed a formal complaint.