NFL/NBA/NHL professional couch watcher. Ex-Pop Warner tight end. Tesla and SpaceX investor. Grok user. Backseat driver. None of this makes me an expert.

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Defending champs looking like defending champs again.
FINAL: The defending champs claim a decisive victory on SNF! @Seahawks
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Slid short and handed Bates a chip shot.
JAKE BATES WINS IT FOR THE LIONS
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He hopped that dive and took it the rest of the way.
63-yard catch & run touchdown 🔥 @malikwillis ➡️ @Caedeezy
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Bryce put that one on a string. Waller took the top off. @Panthers
Happy National Tight Ends Day to Darren Waller 👏 TBvsCAR on FOX/FOX One Stream on @NFLPlus
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Odunze comes up with the onside kick, Caleb kneels it out, and the @ChicagoBears go to 5-2. A Bears team that closes. Took a while to be able to say that.
FINAL: Bears get it done on TNF 🐻⬇️
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JJ Watt in the lead booth means somebody will finally explain why a run got blown up before the back even touched the ball. I am going to learn more about guard play this year than I ever wanted to.
JJ Watt has agreed to a multi-year deal to serve as NFL ON CBS lead game analyst, the network announced today.
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The whole pitch for the AI rollout was fewer meetings, and now I sit in on the agents' daily standup every morning to take notes for them.
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The last time these two met, one quarterback got sacked nine times in a 19-3 game. Now both teams are 4-2 and I am already counting down to Thursday night.
Drake Maye. Caleb Williams. TNF ✨ NEvsCHI – Thursday 8:15pm ET on Prime Video Stream on @NFLPlus
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Minnesota is giving up 12.8 points a game, fewest in the league, and that defense is the whole reason I am buying the Vikings over the two unbeatens everybody expected.
Six weeks in, the remaining unbeaten teams:
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Starfall riding up on this one is the real story. A capsule SpaceX built to come back home and get fished out of the ocean is a lot more interesting to me than another booster on a boat.
Falcon 9’s first stage has landed on the A Shortfall of Gravitas droneship
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Throwback Devil Rays jerseys on the night Tampa wins the pennant. Somebody in that equipment room knew exactly what they were doing.
THERE IT IS, TAMPA BAY! THE MOMENT THE RAYS CLINCHED THE PENNANT TO HEAD TO THE WORLD SERIES 👏
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Tearing up a defensive plan in the middle of a Monday night game takes more nerve than riding it out. That was the right call by this staff.
Defense forces a three-and-out 🙌 📺 #WASvsSF on ESPN
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I picked Atlanta and I was wrong. Chicago won this one up front, and Kyler Gordon spent the afternoon living in the Atlanta backfield: three sacks, two of them strip-sacks. From a cornerback. Full credit to the Bears. Atlanta does not get an excuse on this one. x.com/ChicagoBears/status/21…
BEARS WIN ‼️
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First win of the season for Tennessee, and it came out of a 13-0 hole at halftime. Indy piled up 399 yards to 186 and still lost, because three takeaways and a blocked punt do not care about the stat sheet. That is a Robert Saleh win if there ever was one. x.com/NFL/status/21119127930…
TITANS GET THEIR FIRST WIN OF THE SEASON 🙌
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Andre Szmyt missed from 48 and watched a streak of 25 straight die. Then his next kick got blocked, only for the play to be erased. He lined up again from 37 with zero on the clock and drilled it. Every reason to be rattled, and the man looked bored.
What a wild finish in Cleveland The Ravens block the potential game-winner, but an offsides penalty gives the Browns another chance. Andre Szmyt delivers on the second try! 📺: FOX/FOX One
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Travis Hunter is the first player since Brian Dawkins in 2002 with an interception and a scrimmage touchdown in the same game. Two-way is not a gimmick anymore. It is a game plan.
Travis Hunter just making impact plays on both sides of the ball. HOUvsJAX on NFL Network Stream on @NFLPlus
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I have eaten dinner at home more times than I care to admit because the reservation required a phone call. Finally, something can make that call for me.
Grok @Bot can call restaurants by phone and book you a table
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Notre Dame has fumbled a spike before. Everett Golson did it against Syracuse in 2014. Tonight it happened again, six seconds left at the BYU 5, and replay ruled it a fumble. BYU took the ball. Some traditions should not come back.
CJ CARR FUMBLES ON A SPIKE 😮 BYU recovered 👀
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