Zach@woeisdad

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Zach@woeisdad
Feb 18
Replying to @TheWapplehouse
We need to form a team.
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the rest is still unwritten you dumb bitch
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The only time a foot hits a ball and this dudes bitching.
Khaled
@khaled74
Oct 6
Abolish kickers (from fantasy)
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Isn’t it weird how they waste so much money on advertisements that we could give two fucks about and don’t watch. But yet they just keep pumping out more and more.
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The big beautiful day can’t come soon enough.
Ed Krassenstein
@EdKrassen
Oct 6
A U.S. President says “let Iran take out Los Angeles and San Diego.” How much farther will he fall?
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We knew exactly what we heard bitch.
Rapid Response 47
@RapidResponse47
Oct 6
No, he didn't, you buffoons. He was saying the U.S. is fighting to STOP Iran from having the ability to take out LA and San Diego with a nuclear weapon — which they would if they had the chance.
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Ian
@Iwendtster
22 Oct 2025
WTAF DID HE JUST SAY ABOUT REBUILDING GAZA? “THE MASTER PLAN FOR THE LAST 2 YEARS?!” Lesley asked Steve Witkoff with Jared kushner 60 minutes about the rebuilding of Gaza, specifically the funding. Listen to Steve’s response… “Master plans” for how long?! Freudian slip or?
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One of the dumbest mother fuckers alive.
Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEagleman
Oct 3
TRUMP JUST TOLD EVERY REPUBLICAN IN AMERICA TO STOP WAITING FOR ELECTION DAY. His message this morning was simple. Whether you vote early, absentee, by mail or in person, he wants us to swamp the Radical Left with turnout so big it isn't close. He's right, and I'm done with Republicans sitting on their hands until the first Tuesday in November while Democrats bank votes for weeks. The border, the economy and everything we fought for are riding on these 31 days. Vote like Trump's name is on your ballot, because everything he's built depends on who we send to Congress.
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I just find it funny how all this seems so fabricated.
Jvnior
@Jvnior
Oct 1
"I pulled on the steering gear to level the plane and stopped the 17,000 foot dive. Fortunately, I had some basic knowledge of aviation from the Mayday Air Crash series." Anyone who believes this shit is retarded.
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It’s over for all of us.
RTBreaking@RT_Breaking_
Sep 30
US Senate VOTES DOWN RESOLUTION seeking REPORT on DEATHS of 9 AMERICANS in WEST BANK 47–51 vote BLOCKS REQUEST for even a WRITTEN ACCOUNT of how 9 Americans DIED involving 'Israeli VIOLENCE' or 'security forces'
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fuck you Tina
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Putting in waiver claims the night before be making you giddy like tomorrows Christmas.
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@omgsidewalks
Sep 26
Y'all DO realize the ocean can wipe us out Completely??!
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When you finally crack your Twitter crush.
Fliff
@fliff
Sep 22
Skattebo is never beating the CTE allegations 😂
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Just me and my $6 meal deal against the world.
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Can’t take this administration seriously.
Department of War 🇺🇸
@DeptofWar
Sep 20
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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SleeperNFL
@SleeperNFL
Sep 21
me and my 0-2 fantasy team (it’s over)
Chicago Bears
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Kash Patel is fucking the dogs. Lauren Boebert is eating the cats.
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We’re already fucking depressed.
Polymarket
@Polymarket
Sep 18
JUST IN: Trump warns the U.S. will “go into a depression” if Democrats win the midterms.
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I fucking knew this was going to happen at some point.
Remarks
@remarks
Sep 18
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump bans CNN, MSNBC, and Politico from the White House, effective immediately. "Other fake news media outlets to follow."
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Congress needs to pull themselves up by the bootstraps and get some work done them lazy privileged fucking morons.
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