You probably shouldn't take everything I say on here seriously.
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If you’re down on your fantasy team or your record feels disappointing.
This chart really puts things into perspective
It’s pretty much Bijan, Gibbs, JSN, Kenneth Walker, Christian Watson, and Parker Washington.
Everyone else has missed on expectations some by ALOT
At least this year it is.
Here's a heat map of the top players.
Red means they haven't reached their preseason expected potential.
Ew.
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Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when Tiger Woods does it, suddenly everyone wants to take away his driver’s license and prescription painkillers
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Good morning to everyone, but especially the dictionary.
ALT The Merriam-Webster dictionary explaining the origin of ‘Goodbye’ meaning ‘God be with you’. And someone responding asking for evidence.
ALT The Merriam-Webster dictionary giving evidence of the etymology of ‘goodbye’.
ALT he Merriam-Webster dictionary saying they are the dictionary and not making things up.
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How I’m gonna feel driving the new Tesla Roadster when Danger Zone starts playing
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It appears that my trolling has led to some epic responses.
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Women when you suggest that maybe they shouldn’t dress like whores or strangle their children.
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Man, just look at that photo and it’s pretty easy to see why the Browns run game is going nowhere.
When you ONLY run out of shotgun, it's easier for the defense to see you hand it off or keep it. They don't have to guess. Your standing 6 yards behind the line of scrimmage. We gotta mix it up a bit more. jet motion. get under center. Bring Talen in for a series and let him RUN
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More people on here upset Shane Gillis told a joke on a comedy show than they are upset a mother that killed her 3 kids
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