Just a lowly federal employee, obviously a waste of tax dollars, who tries to do everything as inefficiently as possible. All jokes and unofficial opinions.
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The congress work schedule is the BEST work schedule. I used to want to work at a bank for their hours, congress is like FUCK IT.
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Im starting to think someone needs to perform a welfare check on Kash Patels animals....
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RT @Lowkey0nline: A child attempting to rescue an aid worker is killed by an Israel.
His name was Mohammed Al-Zeinati.
This is Zionism. h…
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What a fucking joke.
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How it started: we're working everyday
How it's going: we're going home early
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With the release of Fable 5.1 today, my limits appear to have been reset. My usual reset is tomorrow morning and it appears that's still the case. So, I have to use one week's credits in one afternoon? Challenge accepted.
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On the House floor tonight, I read the names of several Epstein coconspirators who should be investigated and prosecuted.
I also began collecting 218 signatures for the discharge petition to force a vote on Epstein Files Transparency Act II.
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Yes, Trump has voted by mail multiple times, including in Florida's March 2026 special election and August 2026 Republican primary. White House records and statements confirm this, citing exceptions for travel or presidential duties while based in D.C. He has also used it in prior elections such as 2020 Florida primaries.
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Where's @nickshirleyy on this?
DeSantis Administration Misspent $10 Million, Grand Jury Says nytimes.com/2026/08/27/us/ca… | Oh great....
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Let’s be honest, you’re paying $4/gallon for Israel.
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