"Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, but I invented the light bulb up my ass"

Like you? Or maybe cunt is a better way to describe you
Dad ain’t raise no bxxtch🤣
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You know I just wanna drive drive drive drive drive
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Do these asswipes even watch tennis
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Best moment today on @majorityfm "Don't you dare mess up Sam, it's DUUUVALLLLLLLL"
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Her and her husband are fucking billionaires too... you all don't hate rich people enough
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I can't tell if this is parody or not
got a new tote bag too…i’m never beating the allegations
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White men put very little effort and have people slob on their knob over the most mediocre looking men in existence
i wish you guys treated women like this instead lol
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There's a reason she turned off the comments... you freaks see nipples and lose your shit
everything about this scene makes me think of ormund. ALL OF IT.
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How the fuck are you all finding this
Literally EVERYTHING I wanted from her arc is coming to fruition tomorrow. Love this shot so much, Orwyle's face kills me lmao, he's NOT into this.
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I say we put down a Polymarket bet on if @EmmaVigeland is stoned for tonight's stream
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If this was your first inkling then you should catch up
LESBIAN JEYNE LESBIAN JEYNE WE CHEERED
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Five Fathoms retweeted
Hosting another $10 giveaway in my Discord server for 2 lucky winners! To participate do the following! -RT this tweet -Join my Discord server (Link in the replies to this tweet.) #giveaway #raffle #freegiveaway #discord #OverwatchSeason4 #overwatch #overwatch2 #ow2
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I'm going to pretend this is sarcasm
A pior temporada até agora. Literalmente não aconteceu nada
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Since when does logic ever find its way into an MCU movie
HOW IS HE AFFORDING ALL THIS
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The best thing that would make @PlayOverwatch better is if the majority of players offed themselves
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Can't wait to see what Daddy Zo does about this
This is what happens when you rush the biggest office-to-residential conversion in NYC history. A $720 million construction loan from Madison Realty Capital, and they couldn’t even keep the structural columns from buckling? Nathan Berman’s Metro Loft and David Werner wanted to make history with the old Pfizer HQ conversion—instead, they just paralyzed Midtown Manhattan.
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Nameplate giveaway! To enter please follow instructions below! ➜ Follow @OWChillK1ll ➜ RT this post ➜ Comment your Battletag ➜ Comment what you want the nameplate to say ➜ Comment the color you want the nameplate to be (Battletags are NOT your Xbox or PS gamertags!)
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It's official... my favorite song from Confessions II! The dark instrumental with the fat beats, Bedtime Stories II next?? piped.video/b5d3PfFpDLQ?is=iEd9…
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I got the shirt too but of course my fat ass can't fit into it... but thankfully because of the low turnout I got both posters too!
I won the Madonna vinyl prize pack + my exact size t-shirt as the grand prize at my second Madonna listening party over my birthday weekend! 🤯 My friends at Down in the Valley had one Saturday, and our friends at Indie Earth held a Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ party for it last night! Thank you
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