Hello????

*Brushes teeth before bed* My stomach: Heeeyyyy sooo this seems like a opportune time to tell you I'm starving

First Dolly dies, and now Taylor Swift releases new music. The horrors never end.

Fuck this trend, seriously. I would go Mad Max on anyone who tries this on me

Manifesting a love where even after 40 years, your birthday still gets the same "this day is all about you" energy!

Being able to book the flight, pay for the hotel, buy the outfits & still not touch your savings. That’s the kind of RICH I’m talking about.

I love a man who’s obsessed w me and sends me all his money.

Me when I love you

sometimes the hardest part of the day isn’t the work, it’s the constant performance of pretending you’re okay when you’re actually just overwhelmed by how fast everything is moving. i miss when life felt slower. i miss 2016

I’m sick to my stomach

Student confronts a female she believed laughed at her in the school hallway, things don’t turn out the way she’d expect

"Marrying a woman over 28 years is like buying a newspaper in the evening: the news is already old."

All this kids do now is fight in school 😭😭

My landlord just raised our rent by $300 a month and offered zero upgrades to the apartment. I complained to my neighbor, who casually said we should just buy a starter home instead of complaining about rent. I showed him that current interest rates and prices make a mortgage double our current rent payment. Then my dad weighed in, saying our generation is just picky and should move to a tiny town hours away from our jobs. It blew my mind how out of touch both of them were with modern reality. We aren't refusing to buy homes because we want to spend money on avocado toast or coffee. We’re trapped in a market where renting is an overpriced trap and homeownership feels like a distant pipe dream. Systemic economic traps shouldn't be blamed on personal choice.

$1K to $3K in a matter of minutes… this is crazy 😭 @Toshibet Blackjack

All he wanted was a picture with his favorite wrestler… but it turned into the WORST decision of his life.

the patrick face is doing more work than the actual argument3% casualties is not genocide. wars are brutal. genocide has a specific meaning (intent to destroy a group as such). mixing the two just makes the word useless.

Dumbass 😂

When I say I like kissing, this what I mean! I need that!!!!

They’re cheating. Nobody brings that much fire unless it’s on the side.