.@xtyna_

chief mommy officer

 toronto
Joined December 2009
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blue jays forever !!! 💙🩵
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gosh you are all such insufferable losers
Maya Logosso
@LogossoMaya
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I am the worst wingwoman for my friends because unfortunately I’ve lost all concept of what a normal man does for work. What do you mean the guy you’re interested in isn’t a 24-year-old CEO? Okay… so what does he do instead? Oh he has a job at someone else’s company? He has a BOSS? No startup? No series A? No vaguely concerning level of ambition? And you want me to give you my blessing? I'm sorry I can't
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can we now talk about how that woman’s injector hates her
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no d*ck is worth embarrassing yourself singing about a man from OHIO
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madisyn is insane spelling and i have a normal name also spelled stupid
Marc “Nose Beer” Goldberg@euthanizedbagel
Sep 24
Shaved my balls to wake up to this Text #wifedat
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what are you bozos mad about johnny knoxville is the perfect guest picker
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a solid #26 love to see it 🔥 ❤️
JFresh
@JFreshHockey
Sep 24
Who are the most hated teams in the NHL? 3043 of you voted. 1. Vegas Golden Knights 2. Florida Panthers 3. Toronto Maple Leafs 4. Montréal Canadiens 5. New York Rangers ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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please post attractive thirst traps if i have to see them too thank you for your attention to this matter
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gen z colleague can’t figure out how to put slides on a tv but is very concerned about what to wear to the networking after girl you’re not invited you’re loading slides and going home
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tried a new coffee shop today and did not like it
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do you think anyone at this street car stop knows they’re waiting patiently with twitter darling user xtyna_
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herringbone was the right choice
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not many women liking this jealously is not a good look ladies 🫶🏼
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it’s an extra logistical nightmare when any head of state shows up to a mega event let alone this ghoul surrounded by mind numbing incompetence who will make it even harder for everyone else hopefully it’s so loud in there he finally **** 🧡🫶🏼
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west end mom baddies disrespected
Toronto Man@MansToronto
Sep 23
Top 3 baddies in Toronto 1. Scarborough baddies 2. Roncesvalles baddies 3. OCAD baddies
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i am being single white femaled
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do you think anyone at this conference knows they’re in the presence of twitter darling user xtyna_
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if i ever get divorced none of you will know i’ll tell ya that for free
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ice coffee job interview discourse finally made its way to the open concept pit of gen z in my office and their fearless 39 year old hey cool kids leader with no shock me to thinks there’s nothing wrong with it she announces wearing a crop top and doing that finger click motion
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