Ate!
Bianca Censori 🪄
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I really don’t play about my friends😭
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everyday i’m thankful for my normal family who loves each other lmfao shit. yall can’t bring a dish to thanksgiving, can’t take nobody to the airport, can’t stay at nobody’s damn house lol damn
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NEVER wanna pay for nothing, cook nothing or bring nothing. Folks have completely lost the plot of community.
Yall Grandmas be on fixed income and you expect her to buy all the food for Thanksgiving. Yeah yall ain't shit.
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A stable, well-paying job with career progression. 🙏🏽
What do you want for Christmas?
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nobody in this life has to ever worry about me trapping them with a baby, hellooo 😂😂😂
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“It takes a village” The village:
IDGAF how much groceries are, this is some nasty shit! Everyone contributes by bringing a dish but charging $25? Yea we are cooked
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We’re at the age where we should be contributing to the Thanksgiving dinner anyway .. whether it’s a dish , a donation or drinks .. shouldn’t really be showing up empty handed anyway
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there will never be a btch cooler than her, it’s just not possible
“Rude Boy” was so ahead of its time, 10’s wasn’t ready for Rihanna’s impact.
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And a forehead kisser and a chin holder and a feet rubber
I love me a man who is a waist grabber.
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Throw the key away.
Girl, 10, rushed to hospital with ‘stomach ache’ found to be six months pregnant as stepdad, 33, arrested thesun.co.uk/news/40801427/g…
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do you ever wonder if something is fucking wrong with you because people you went to school with seem to do the marriage, kids and family pipeline seemingly so easily while you on the other hand are so picky and particular about who you date and/or let into your life???
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It’s that time of year where I watch Coco & cry my eyes out😭
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its so hard to explain this to niggas like bro im just not rlly interested unless you wanna devote ur life to me :/
I don’t care about dick like in general
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If you don't yell, "40 DOLLARS!" everytime something costs $40, we can't be friends 😅
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Why do you guys have friends?
Pet peeve of mine is adults that make a very big deal about their birthdays & expect that their friends are obligated to participate
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RT @bespinderella: as a single childless woman, you can show up for countless bridal showers, weddings, baby showers, kid's birthday partie…
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I have never seen someone with so many original thoughts in my life. This woman is a once in a generation talent 😭😂😂.
Exactly why I be standing far away when it starts LMFAOOOOOOOO
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Further proof the “village” will never go both ways lol
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long. Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
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