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Niggas buying nudes when they can look in the mirror & see a pussy for free
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im at that age where if a plan involves me leaving my house after 8pm im just gonna fake my own death
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Chiffy 😭😭
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"we should hang out soon" yeah or we could just like each others stories for the next 4 years and never speak
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name a food that tastes like it pays taxes
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if a bear attacks me I'm just gonna let it happen. I got a 9am meeting tomorrow anyway, do me a favor bro
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When she says 'I like bad boys' so you show her your credit score
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my lore getting too dark I need the writers to give me a beach episode or some shit
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I don’t even block mfs anymore I just let them watch me not care
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y’all be fighting for closure, I’m fighting the urge to text her mom off a fake number
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Marijuana is cheaper than 5 or so medications. It’s better on your whole being. It is a wonderful plant
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Neurotypicals: Saturdays are for doing nothing. ADHDers: I scheduled nothing and still managed to be late to it, guilty about it, and somehow exhausted by it.
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