43yr old Retired Geophysicist, Mathemagician, Cosplayer, Car enthusiast, Gamer, Watch modder, Toy collector, Photographer, and most of all Dad.

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This guy is the CEO of Flock He takes pictures of you and hands them over to the cops But, he doesn’t want you to know what he looks like PLEASE do NOT share his photo!
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my hungry ass thought this was someone spreading their butt
me looking for bad vultures 2 songs (there is none)
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adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭
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They've been in unchecked power in Texas for over 30 years. If Abbott is campaigning on affordability, it because he ran costs up in Texas along with everyone in the TX GOP.
Greg Abbott is campaigning to make Texas more affordable. Will his plan work? expressnews.com/politics/tex…
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I was born male, identify as male, but according to Stouffer's Lasagna, I'm a family of four
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Texans: please check your voter registration. IWillVote.com/Texas
OVER 1.2M people in Texas have had their voter registrations suspended—many might not even know about it.
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Tits out for Dolly, buldges out for Tim.
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Mine is a steak night stake at a bar
fuck a lover have yall ever missed a sandwich so much that it haunts you
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This is so great and unhinged
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Ken Paxton says the American dream is "slipping away.” He has been in power for over 23 years in Texas.
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Abbott’s been talking about slashing property taxes all the years he’s been in office. And, he has slashed taxes. He’s slashed property taxes for Amazon, Data Centers and other potential big donors but not for homeowners. He’s had 10 years. It’s time for voters to move on.
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Dude looks like my toddler when they're cutting up playdough
Yikes !! This video of Texas Governor Greg Abbott chopping meat with a machete looking like he's crying or something got posted then deleted it -- but not before people could capture it.
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I’ll never forgive them for fucking up our tech future for data centers. We were THIS close to $100 4TB SSDs
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I have a lot of expenses coming up so it’s a beautiful time to remind everyone that for $40 you could be the owner of one of my famous Big Ol’ Cigs and for $0 you could retweet this and help me find someone who’d like to own one
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does this store want me to become Shaggy
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