#needing zombichael religiously
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i just went out on a date with my boyfriend, he’s so playful i don’t know what to do with him 🤭
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The director yelled at his assistant "your pussy hairless, no need to wax" but michael heard "serve that 80s cunt and make them gag"
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Saying all that just to go a make a parody out of his abusive childhood and trauma and turning it into a joke is definitely a choice
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vi ☆ fan
They detached their jackussy, melted it into titanium and steel, turned it into a hard drive and when they plugged it into the laptop this is what they heard
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I wish his nose was a credit card and my pussy was a card reader that didn't validate the transaction, and he'd rub his face on me until I say "you're gonna have to insert it"
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The way he’s hyping them up before they start is so fucking hot oh i’d sacrifice everyone to experience the victory tour
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RT @jaafarsgf: saying mjtwt are a bunch of sheeps and telling ppl to stand on what they said.. yet you can’t even stand against ableism is…
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I truly won’t forgive yall for letting him flop this should’ve been his espresso
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ziggy #THRILLERWEEN
His facial expressions are so adorable he’s tryna look scary but ended up looking like a hissy cat
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