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The 2024 debate schedule will be the first in history that needs to account for when one of the participants has yard time.
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Congressman Kimble will survive the blue wave by being a steadfast defenestrater of our wights in the constaclusion!
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Maybe the October surprise will be the GOP impeaching the gameshow host and spending the last week pleading with voters that they fixed the problem.
Probably would help.
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Probably time for the Vichy GOP to decide whether they’re going to decamp as ordered by the gameshow host to Sigmarilago enclave or start preparing their defense about how they did all they could to make it Not As Bad.
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Shannon Jaronik @zonk84.bsky.social retweeted
Some won't want to hear this, but the position that South Korea is "inappropriate and hostile" and that North Korea is "unthreatening and respectful" is completely indistinguishable from a far-left tankie.
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Congressman, in these troubled times of fake news and AI boxcutters, I am proud to support a virile American who believes the head should be left to a proper combating of God and capitalism.
They have blessed you with a gorgeous set of hair.
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I imagine @NateSilver538 hardest hit.
BREAKING: The Justice Department moved to dismiss the Reflecting Pool vandalism charge against Olympian David Hearn, citing "flawed installation" work by a contractor. abcnews.link/5lV8ZBc
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Siri, what’s a good example of myopia?
Ok maybe my tweet yesterday should have been more direct: too many of the Resistance newsletters focus on the stupidest possible shit. Yes, *this* is important/newsworthy. But there's so much about the fucking reflecting pool and FIFA and the WHCD and the White House ballroom.
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JFC. In a rational world, this should lead to impeachments, SEC sanctions, and potentially even criminal charges.
In our clownishly ridiculous timeline? It’s probably a good idea.
You stupid fucking gameshow host knob gobblers have lost your right to cry communism.
BREAKING: Trump Media is reportedly seeking as much as $100,000 per month to provide banks and trading firms with the fastest access to President Trump's Truth Social posts, per Bloomberg.
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Explosive diarrhea, higher inflation, air quality roughly inline with 1 AM in my college dorm after we break out the bong, straight up looting, and addled 80 yo gameshow host still crying over an election he lost 6 years ago.
Helluva job cultists.
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Like many people, I am very upset that Christopher went all woke and did not cast any cyclops, nymphs, sirens, or with goddesses in The Odyssey.
Robert Zemeckis started our slide by almost completely leaving all the wolves out of Beowulf.
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Shannon Jaronik @zonk84.bsky.social retweeted
French President Emmanuel Macron pulls off what could be the greatest diplomatic troll of all time by getting Trump to sign the "$300 Billion US Surrender to Iran" deal in... Versailles. The ignoramus Trump will have been clueless as to the historical significance of the location
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