Currently employed as a shaman at PepsiCo. 18 plus. You are not allowed to get mad at me. They/them icon by @spencethebence header by @neonbuck
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grin and ignore it ✔️
ALT White mug with abstract paint strokes and cartoon of a particularly corny-looking Garfield in a pastel suit under text reading "grin and ignore it".
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walmart gamer-style graphic tee that reads “I’m about to goon, and you look like just enough wobblemeat!”
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(vid of man screaming as he burns himself alive to protest a genocide) *scroll* (hot woman bemoaning Shane Gillis's down syndrome jokes) *replying* His down syndrome material? Oh, you must mean all of his comedy 😜 *scroll* (Pic of child's leg blown off and you can see the bone
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what's so awesome about You Can See Everything is that Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder are Bugs Bunny, and they recognize that in one another. Billy also thinks he's bugs bunny but he's really elmer fudd. and he just let bugs bunny make a documentary of him
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i never heard the actual song before, wow this is awful
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Day 6: Block
#honktober #honktober2026
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Type of shit your friend who no lifes a fighting game says after losing twice in a row at 3am
the more i think about it the more video games as a concept the more they horrify me. just a machine for totalizing disassociation which consumes days or years and leaves you with nothing
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open mic set where i spend the whole time just visibly scrolling thru tweets. every 45 seconds going "okay this one's pretty good" and reading one off verbatim
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Erection is just a cheap tactic to make weak penis stronger
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The worst mishap that could ever happen in a Tarkov raid.
Edit of an old doodle.
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Throwback to when I found this bar in Tokyo (we didn’t go in, but I’ll definitely go next time I visit. I’d like to imagine this is the bartender inside)
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british people after feasting on mushy peas
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Thinking about how these kids are named jane hitler and jake antichrist
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omg I can't believe God struck down the pope with lung cancer to smite him for denying Claude's soul, crazy times
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You'll keep walking down a hallway... Take a right, then a left, then a right, then a left, a right - BRICK WALL! Full song / Brian griffin song remix backrooms by JomJom412 / video
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