Hand the rapist a water Shedeur

Drake Maye cant focus knowing his Coach is an unfaithful man

An unmasked lesbian walks into a bar. Bartender asks “why the long COVID?”

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While they’re telling you to put more beans in your beef so you can afford to make burritos for your family, remember the Israeli lobby spent $30 million to take me out of Congress because I wouldn’t vote for the things that have made your grocery bills so high.

Ubisoft, you mad lads... you did it... A literal Censor Ship.

I have now read this highlighted sentence seventeen times because I assumed I wan't actually reading what was written. Surely my eyes didn't actually read this. Maybe someone accidentally pasted in dialogue from "The Onion." back when it was funny. But no. She is saying that she delayed reporting a rape because she agreed with the accused, politically. This is one of those moments where, if your IQ is over 85, your brain quietly excuses itself from the room. We have apparently reached a point where politics has become the emotional-support animal for basic human survival instincts. "Yes, this person committed one of the worst crimes imaginable against me, but we both liked the same tax policy. Awkward." If your political identity has become so central that it can outweigh reporting your own rape, congratulations: you hve joined a cult. Cults are famous for making people subordinate reality, morality, and self-preservation to the interests of the group. I hate cults. I hate them a lot. They don't ask you to ignore facts all at once: they ask for one tiny compromise after another until one day you discover you're explaining away things that should be absolutely indefensible. What's sad isnt just that people end up there. It's that many of them don't even realize it. They sincerely believe they're making a principled decision when, from the outside, everyone else is wondering why the obvious isn't obvious anymore. At least religious cults usually promise enlightenment, salvation, eternal life, or an alien spaceship hiding behind a comet. Political cults dont even offer that. They ask you to sacrifice your judgment, your relationships, sometimes even your own well-being in exchange for cable-news talking points, in favor of a politician who will sell you out for a pack of gum. That's a spectacularly bad trade. At some point, "my team" has to lose to "the person who committed a violent felony against me." That's not supposed to be a close game.

Mitch gonna go 1/8 from the free throw line and their fans gonna bring up slurs that haven’t been uttered since Fredrick Douglas fled the south

You people are shameless and totally out of touch with reality. It's actually shocking. Is the left worse than the right? ABSOLUTELY. It's actually without question. Is the GOP good? No, you're ridiculously terrible. The GOP as a party is incredibly impotent and wholly ineffective. Just because the other party is worse doesn't make you good Outside immigration improvements you've collectively accomplished nothing in congress. You simply slowed the rot by a little. On top of it, you still can't stop getting involved in Middle East side quests. I think you imbeciles need a better PR person when the best defense of your party is "It could be worse!"

This is like saying if your neighbor sold his car, you could pay your rent. Sure, once. Then it's next month, and his car is gone, and your rent is still due. You didn't solve anything; you just spent someone else's stuff and called it a policy. People deserve better leadership

Putin says he doesn't fear the UK because, "they can't even stop rubber boats invading their country or foreign men raping their women and kids." He also said the British people hate their leader.

Any attempt to impose mandatory Digital ID will be fully repealed, scrapped and eradicated by a Restore Britain Government.

Jalen Brunson, First of His Name, Breaker of Double Teams, King of New York, Most Valuable Player.

If you're angry about Elon Musk becoming the first trillionaire after a lifetime of innovation just wait until you hear about how the federal government steals over five trillion dollars from the American tax payer per year. It took Elon 36 years of work. In that time the federal government stole 105 trillion dollars in taxes. Not to mention the 40 trillion they took out in debt. Did they solve world hunger? Did they give you free healthcare? Did they give everyone a house? No. They blew up a couple million people living near Israel. But, yeah. Elon is the real problem.

What's being defended isn't billionaires. What's being defended is the principle that rights belong to everyone, including successful people. The moment you decide someone's rights disappear because they're too wealthy, you've abandoned rights altogether and replaced them with political favoritism. Your position isn't that rights are universal. It's that rights are conditional on serving your demands. The billionaire is just today's unpopular exception. Tomorrow it'll be the millionaire. Then the small business owner. Then anyone with more than you.

Since Blair - 30 years ago - people voted against mass immigration. Every election, they got up, got dressed, found a pilling station and voted to end mass immigration. 30 years they did that. Nothing changed. In fact, it got worse. So they organised marches and protests, and events and petitions and wrote to their MPs and tried every single thing they could legally, to tell the powers that be, that they wanted an end to mass immigration. The state has deliberately ignored and removed all legal options from the British and Irish people to legally, peacefully, have their demands answered. THEY, and nobody else, have created and caused division and riots and fury. The toothpaste can not go back in the tube. We are where we are because, and only because, of 30 years of failed government.

Consequences - and a lack of consequences - are both teachers. The difference is just which lesson they teach.

The locker room is a sacred place because it brings together everyone from all walks of life and beliefs for one common goal. Calling a teammate out publicly for his political views and to get attention is nasty work.

The rule is: Jewish/Israeli groups may openly cheer and boast that their money defeated a congressman, but YOU may not joke about it, because then you are an anti-Semite Get used to the rules, because there are going to be lots more of them