@TartanFB (2004-07); Statistician @Medtronic; statistical methods for clinical trials, kettlebells, deadlifts, pull-ups, food, whiskey & craft beer

The trio of trick plays to win this game can never be topped
This weekend we are celebrating 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝟮𝟬 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗮𝗿𝘆 of the greatest college football game ever played. #BleedBlue | #BuiltDifferent
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Andrew Althouse retweeted
#HelloBlessedPeople🙏🏽 I have respectfully not given permission to anyone other than those I currently do business with to use my NIL. Be Blessed! 🙏🏽  #Breath
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One funny thing about College Football Discourse: SEC fans will use results like Indiana-Northwestern to ridicule the B1G (“can you believe your Big Bad struggles to put away NORTHWESTERN?”) but then cite any close game between a bottom-tier SEC team and top-tier one as…
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…evidence of how deep their conference is, even though there’s no real evidence there is much difference between Kentucky / Vandy / Auburn type teams and Minnesota / Illinois / Michigan State type teams.
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Real ones remember the feeling from this time…I thought we had our prince that was promised
CARSON WENTZ IS 3-0. The Eagles rookie throws for 301 yards and 2 touchdowns as Philadelphia destroys Pittsburgh 34-3. Wentz still has not thrown an interception in his NFL career.
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People always have fun with guys like this, but just to take it seriously - just being enormous isn’t worth a thing unless you can move. In college, we (in D3) played against a 6’7” / 400 pound defensive tackle - but he couldn’t move laterally at all so he was a non-factor.
6-foot-2, 400-pound high school football DT OBrendan “Big Baby” Jones is a literal cheat code on the field.
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Guys like this aren’t a “cheat code” unless they can actually move like normal-sized guys. We literally ran plays where we just didn’t block the 400 pound dude at all (by scheme) because we knew if we were running 2 gaps away from him, he wouldn’t make the play anyway
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Imagine telling a #d3fb fan from the late 2000’s that one day Endicott would beat Mary Hardin-Baylor & Heidelberg would beat Mount Union on the same day
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Tough one today for @TartanFB. Terrific effort from the defense but couldn’t get that one final stop. Needed the offense to break through just once for breathing room and never got it.
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Just wait until Jalen Hurts gets into this picture too…
At what point on the all time rushing TD list is Josh Allen going to start pissing people off?
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FB Game Notes: @TartanFB heads to Mount Berry, Georgia on Saturday, September 19, to take on #15 Berry College. Kickoff is set for 12 PM. #TartanProud #d3fb athletics.cmu.edu/sports/fba…
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Ricky Watters & Charlie Garner Thunder and Lightning!
Age yourself by naming the starting running back for your favorite NFL team when you were 10. I’ll start: Thomas Jones.
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These posts are so funny. Philly won & Dallas lost, but it’s some kind of own to pluck a random number from the game and pin it on Hurts - who also happened to throw 3 touchdowns, zero picks, and picked up a critical 3rd & 18 on a tough scramble
Philly fans just understand your QB received zero consequences for punting on 63% of his offensive drives today. Try to imagine a world where the opposing team actually capitalizes on those 7 punts.
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Honestly pairs pretty perfectly with this lol.
Javonte Williams got called for taunting after scoring a Cowboys TD, leading to the XP try being 15 yards longer. Brandon Aubrey then missed the 48-yard kick Cris Collinsworth: "It's just. It's just... insanity." Mike Tirico: "Completely unnecessary, and it cost his team."
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There is nothing more perfect about the current state of Dallas/Philly fans than Dallas fans trying to nitpick Hurts with a random odd stat from a game Philly won while they’re getting taunting penalties in games they’re losing
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It’s so beautiful @smhill15
Amazingly, Jalen Hurts and Carson Wentz are the only NFL QBs in Week 1 (with 2 more games to play), to post 3 TDs, no turnovers, and a 120+ QB Rating. None of the so-called elite quarterbacks could do it.
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Andrew Althouse retweeted
It's great to denounce racism, but one way to make a difference is to join me in donating to Joe Rosenthal, Bo French's opponent in the race for Texas Railroad Commissioner. Let's all send the message that bigotry is un-American. Link below.
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What a day in progress in #d3fb So many great games going on…
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