Look at me, I am writing ze very important papers again. Always so busy with ze documents, ja? People later say “oh Hitler he start big war and make many bad things” but I was just trying to fix Europe a little bit and get some more space for ze German people. Pen is heavy today, fingers tired from all ze signing. Maybe next time I write grocery list instead of invasion plans, haha. History is funny when you look back, nicht wahr?