If you want to make your kids happier than they were on Xmas, take them back to school for their first day back. Get to the school gates, see that they're shut, realise school doesn't start back until the next day. Drive them home. Follow me for more parenting tips @HenpeckedHal
Introducing the new face of Hunky Dory’s
'Christy The Crinkler'
Some people are born with gifts, I was born with the gift of crinklin’
@hunkydorys#GoHunkyDorysOrGoHome#TheCrinkler
Brilliant @Carra23 fair play for calling it like it is and correcting those pundits talking nonsense yesterday about only doing it because we're not on top anymore. Lazy punditry is right.
Gutted for @RealCFrampton no matter what though he's proven himself to be a champion in multiple ways and should hold his head up high for the rest of his life. Proud to say he one of ours. Enjoy retirement with @XtineDorrian and the kids. A legend no matter what. 👏👏👏
Ok @netflix@NetflixIsAJoke now that you've eased @andrewschulz in nicely with his great show. Pay the man for a stand up special to let him really go to town. Thanks in advance
Hey @dannywallace my son wanted to dress up a potato instead of dressing up for world book day. He chose Hamish and one of the terribles. What do you think?
@RonaldOllie hey Ronald, just catching you now on Last Chance U. Clear to see you have a great talent. Think you could learn a lot from @davidgoggins
Best of luck for the future and hope you make it to the NFL. Support from Belfast, Ireland.
When you got knocked to the canvas, what the fuck are you going to do?
“Everybody has a plan until they get hit in the mouth”-Mike Tyson.
Stay. Fucking. Hard!
A guy I went through the Special Forces Q course with was killed last weekend.
Dude was a hero. Every retweet I’ll donate a dollor. More importantly please help out.
specialforcesfoundation.org/…