Possible replacements for Keir Starmer: Alan Cart (Traitor & lies well etc) Lee Anderson (Bound to swap parties again) Gary Lineker (Far Left) Jeremy Corbyn (Not much left) Andrew the artist formerly known as Prince (Probably more popular than Keir) Carol Decker (F*cking c*nt).
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The weapon of choice in a photoshoot-out.
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Replying to @_oRyca_ @JDVance
Oh yes, the dictator elected by majority vote in a democratic process who still has checks and balances and only wants to uphold the law.
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Try having starmer, that's ten times worse
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I think that you might benefit from a little siesta. Then, tomorrow morning, get out of the right side of the bed (that's the preferred side rather than the orientation) and grow a pair. The first time that I've had to admonish a pupil since I retired.
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Six hours later. Methinks that the boy is in dreamland. Sweet dreams, my little fool.
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Replying to @CllrBattley
The Remaindered shelf in my local Waterstones is groaning under the weight of countless copies. Oh, and there is one propping the door open.
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Hurry up before it’s too late and sign up and meet your favorite president guys!!! bit.ly/3m2pxco
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