🇭🇰🇬🇧 aka ATPM.

a non-exhaustive list of 2028 endings
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You're a dick to that dog and your wife. Antivenom is like $500. And if you keep dogs outside in rattlesnake country, rattlesnake vaccines cost less than $100 and drastically cut down on the reaction. Farmers take care of their animals. You're just cruel for fun of it.
Replying to @ThymeToBeBorn
My wife came from a family that didn’t blink at spending $8000 for surgery and hydrotherapy for their widdle pibul. I’m a farm boy and I moved her out to the country. I set a hard rule, no animals in the house and vets are for livestock, not pets. She wanted a dog anyway so we got a free puppy from a coworker. A year later, that dog got into a kissing contest with a rattlesnake and lost. She calls me crying saying is face is swelling up, he’s bleeding and she thinks he ate a yellowjacket. I ask if it’s scabbing over. She sends a picture. It wasn’t. “Ok darlin’, that’s a snakebite. Venom is an anticoagulant so it’s gonna bleed. Take off his collar now. Crunch a benedryl up into some milk, get him to drink it.” She asks if she can take him to the vet. I say no, you know the rules. She pleads. She cries. I inform her of the price of Crofab, tell her no, just give him love and milk. If he dies, he dies and he went out being loved. If he lives he’ll be stronger for it. He’s a young happy healthy dog that got hit in the place with the most lymphatic tissue. She reluctantly agrees. His face and neck swole up for a couple of weeks but he was already acting normal by day 3. Now he alerts us to rattlesnakes with a high-pitched bark and we blow em away with a shotgun. A vet bill would have been $5k or more. You gotta set boundaries with these women or private equity is gonna bleed em dry selling them delusions.
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Online “mutual aid” dares to ask “what if charity was distributed according to the recipients’ ability to accumulate clout and perform abjection on English language social media?”
I also find it extremely grating that these Venmo grifters call it “mutual aid”
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Sudanese refugees could put out 150,000+ graves for those killed in the ongoing Darfur genocide, except they can't bc Trump banned them. Palestinian refugees could put out 73,000+ graves for those killed in the ongoing Gaza genocide, except they can't bc Trump banned them.
President Trump was right. The media has been lying to you. This weekend, Afrikaners and friends planted 3,000 white crosses in front of the Washington Monument, displaying the names of people murdered during farm attacks in South Africa. Many of these killings included horrific torture and in many cases political motives were obvious. For decades, our attempts to raise awareness were met with deafening silence... until President Trump spoke out. When he did so, he was viciously attacked and called a liar. When we campaign against this ongoing crisis, we are told that WE are the problem. We are grateful for the support we have received from the United States Government. We have a right to live and prosper in South Africa, because this is our home. We have a right to be free.
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What a retarded argument. “Ken Paxton is corrupt but James Talarico used a method of last resort to try and stop his state from gerrymandering the map! Waaaaah!”
James Talarico should’ve been arrested when he fled the state to avoid certifying the redrawn Texas maps. Framing Ken Paxton as corrupt when you FLED YOUR HOME STATE in broad daylight is absurdly laughable
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Ethan 🌌 retweeted
conversion therapy is a century long grift that stupid parents keep paying into even as they admit under oath that they have never accomplished anything they claim to do. it's basically "well I mean these parents are paying customers so we gotta make a show of it..."
This whole thing is so grim - she's paying a conversion therapist $185 a session to turn her kid cis then writing to Abigail Shrier to ask why it's not working
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just got told off by the internet repair man because my mum has been recording sky news. sky news. memory was 100% full. sky news.
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Ethan 🌌 retweeted
There is no "villain", he is the protagonist. The film is a psychological exploration of his life and career, not a hatchet-job targeting him for catching pedophiles or whatever
Primetime is another modern movie where you have to root for the villain despite the director's intentions. (In this case, Chris Hansen)
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In this scene he’s making fun of his producer for only caring about the show ratings instead of kids becoming victimized. Maybe you were on your phone the entire time because how can you say he was the bad guy in this scene specifically?
I’m seeing people call PRIMETIME “nuanced” and I’m struggling to see where the nuance is, lol.
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I truly cannot believe people are finding the movie where a guy pulls out his dick and puts whipped cream on it to be sympathetic to predators
None of the predators in Primetime are given an ounce of grace. The thesis isn’t that Hansen went after innocent people, it’s that Hansen, at a point, stopped caring, because if he did, he won’t get his Emmy.
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I find it kind of fascinating that a movie that does more to explore the idea of good people and bad people working together to fight even worst evil people and how that conflict breaks down went over the heads of people who claim that grey morality is trite, overdone, or wrong.
Chris Hansen shares his reaction to ‘Primetime’ starring Robert Pattinson: “It was so bizarre and so in-and-out of reality. Obviously, I’m not objective because the character is, you know, me, but it was so detached from reality or anything I’ve experienced then or now doing the investigations. I’m not sure what the point of it was.”
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Ethan 🌌 retweeted
And I think that precise moment where he “stopped caring” was the “WEREGONNABEBIGGERTHANLOST!” scene after his meeting with NBC head Jeff Zucker
🇨🇦 katie
None of the predators in Primetime are given an ounce of grace. The thesis isn’t that Hansen went after innocent people, it’s that Hansen, at a point, stopped caring, because if he did, he won’t get his Emmy.
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RT @virgosburnr: chris hansen is responsible for fucking up the investigation into onision, one of the most well known online predators, af…
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The target audience is people more literate than you, people on any scale of literacy really, you're off all of them
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Ethan 🌌 retweeted
FWIW there’s a chance that those giant red numbers on gas station signs that people drive by every day might end up being a stronger ad for KLB than any actual Rick Jackson commercial. The race is just that close
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The president isn’t a dictator. ACA gave literally millions of additional people healthcare, and would have been even more if SCOTUS wasn’t filled with political hacks. Drone warfare was expanded but it was also made significantly more transparent and publicly accessible which
I think you should have just actually ended the wars and given people healthcare instead of drone striking everything and forcing people to pay your buddies who own the insurance companies to still not get healthcare.
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I think most American conservatives would be a lot happier if they just moved to Russia. They want Putin + a group of oligarchs to control the government instead of voters, expansionist imperialism, economic downturn and an end to "woke." Moscow offers all that already!
This is why I’m a Trump supporter. 🎯👇 Don Jr. can have as big of wedding party as he wants and I couldn’t care less who pays for it. It‘s about policy priorities and moving the ball in the right direction.
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There's a theory of twitter politics which basically presumes that all candidates are in one of two modes: Winning Mode, and Losing Mode. When in Winning Mode, "campaigning" is basically just parties and pictures of big crowds. If you do *anything else,* you're in Losing Mode.
Nobody begging for a debate this badly is doing so because he thinks he’s going to win. Reeks of desperation.
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It’s honestly a great example of how Mamdani gets what Obama is saying many Dems do not. The free tickets are part of a broader story he sells about who this city is for and what the govt’s role is in fostering that.
Replying to @ImNotOwned
yes but did Obama give out free opera tickets
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Very few old timey Republicans like Arnold left where they’re not just Republicans for class interest reasons but because they’re also just generally reformers against entrenched democratic machines
🚨 Exclusive: Arnold Schwarzenegger introduces L.A. Mayoral candidate Nithya Raman to power players. Details: tmz.com/2026/09/25/arnold-sc…
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Louisiana 2027
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