SNL’s caricature of Carlson is stuck in 2021-era “sexy green M&M” content because his current output of antisemitic conspiracy theories is almost identical to those of the lefty creative circles that the show’s writers run in.

people don't realize that passports and even birth certificates didn't used to exist until the last hundred or so years

Why are yall doing this again? Yall wanna groom kids on discord?

My wife came from a family that didn’t blink at spending $8000 for surgery and hydrotherapy for their widdle pibul. I’m a farm boy and I moved her out to the country. I set a hard rule, no animals in the house and vets are for livestock, not pets. She wanted a dog anyway so we got a free puppy from a coworker. A year later, that dog got into a kissing contest with a rattlesnake and lost. She calls me crying saying is face is swelling up, he’s bleeding and she thinks he ate a yellowjacket. I ask if it’s scabbing over. She sends a picture. It wasn’t. “Ok darlin’, that’s a snakebite. Venom is an anticoagulant so it’s gonna bleed. Take off his collar now. Crunch a benedryl up into some milk, get him to drink it.” She asks if she can take him to the vet. I say no, you know the rules. She pleads. She cries. I inform her of the price of Crofab, tell her no, just give him love and milk. If he dies, he dies and he went out being loved. If he lives he’ll be stronger for it. He’s a young happy healthy dog that got hit in the place with the most lymphatic tissue. She reluctantly agrees. His face and neck swole up for a couple of weeks but he was already acting normal by day 3. Now he alerts us to rattlesnakes with a high-pitched bark and we blow em away with a shotgun. A vet bill would have been $5k or more. You gotta set boundaries with these women or private equity is gonna bleed em dry selling them delusions.

I also find it extremely grating that these Venmo grifters call it “mutual aid”

President Trump was right. The media has been lying to you. This weekend, Afrikaners and friends planted 3,000 white crosses in front of the Washington Monument, displaying the names of people murdered during farm attacks in South Africa. Many of these killings included horrific torture and in many cases political motives were obvious. For decades, our attempts to raise awareness were met with deafening silence... until President Trump spoke out. When he did so, he was viciously attacked and called a liar. When we campaign against this ongoing crisis, we are told that WE are the problem. We are grateful for the support we have received from the United States Government. We have a right to live and prosper in South Africa, because this is our home. We have a right to be free.

James Talarico should’ve been arrested when he fled the state to avoid certifying the redrawn Texas maps. Framing Ken Paxton as corrupt when you FLED YOUR HOME STATE in broad daylight is absurdly laughable

This whole thing is so grim - she's paying a conversion therapist $185 a session to turn her kid cis then writing to Abigail Shrier to ask why it's not working