Sep 25, 2026 · 3:23 AM UTC

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I think he just has really high anxiety about flying and is just trying to occupy his time so he doesn’t have a fun panic attack
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sorry playboy he's getting a huge feed pre loaded for the flight
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He's just trying to load enough posts so he can scroll Instagram on the flight
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Probably just has anxiety, we need to publicly shame ppl who record strangers like this
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This is quite literally how I use this app
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We’ve already discussed this video. It’s loading the video for offline viewing.
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The people are idiots, he is loading his feed for the flight
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He's just on a different level
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Sometimes I do ts😭
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He is setting his app in cache for the flight without wifi. Very cleaver.
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Maybe he saw something interesting and the feed oaded before he could click on it.... happens to me almost every time I open this shit. Then you have to scroll and HOPEFULLY find it again.
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“These kids are glued to their damn phones”
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Bro's searching for that one video 😭
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Nah bro is just trying to find a video he watched earlier that was funny
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Hes trying to load it before the plane goes up
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terminal doom scrolling
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@ArchKeyboard734 I'm training to be this good of a scroller
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He's just drunk af
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Whoever or whatever can get his attention is destined to go viral.
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Would the term be "meat proxy"?
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I mean he can tell what he might wanna click on, it might be time for him to stop following alot of accounts so he can scroll less and actually watch
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What's the point? Just scrolling to scroll. Put the phone down
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He need a fidget spinner
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He know you lookin
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normal behaviour when yore not used to flying. i had sweaty palms on the last flight i was on
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btw this is him loading all of the videos so that when the internet cuts out he can just scroll up and watch all of them
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why would you record him
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I’m just learning “people” actually do this
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My feed be like that sometimes tho (especially recently) just a bunch of bullshit that I don't relate with lol
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Me in the function pretending to use my phone
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What is the music?
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Bro this is me when the ADHD hits
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Dopamine system absolutely fried
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Bros the real unstoppable doomscroll 😭
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He’s loading his timeline. Then when u puta the phone in airplane mode he’s got a ton of things to look at. Ur the boomer here
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Me, when I want to sit on a social network, but at the same time I don’t want to
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