🎧 Ryan Cullen & Mark Nelson review a different movie every week, with plenty of non-movie comedy too. No need to have seen it—just tune in for the laughs! 🍿🎬
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MIAMI VICE | Episode #143
Episode 143 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2006 mojito-ing, Ferrari driving, Go Fast boating classic Miami Vice.
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JURASSIC PARK| Episode #141
Ryan and Mark talk about what you would do if you trap skin in your zip, Nelson being attacked and why John Hammond absolutely did spare expense
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Since we missed a week for the public releases we've uploaded Green Street & a Patreon sneak episode in 'Thats my Boy'
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THE FOOTBALL FACTORY| Episode #138
Mark & Ryan discuss the 2004 granny smashing, Chelsea booting, Zeberdeeing classic The Football Factory
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GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN' | Episode #137
Ryan and Mark talk about Christian Eriksen exploding, our holiday in Croatia and why every film should have a naked men fighting in the shower scene
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Throwback to this UNBELIEVABLE joke.
Edinburgh Fringe 26' show us on Sale now! #standup #uk #fact #shocking #darkhumor
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🚨 EDINBURGH FRINGE 2026 🚨
My brand-new show 'Cullen Me Softly' is here
📍 Monkey Barrel Comedy (The Studio)
📅 3–30 August
⏰ 9:15pm every night
🎟 Tickets available now via the Fringe website
#EdFringe #EdinburghFringe #Edfringe26 #StandUpComedy #Fringe
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Genuinely the worst and most horrific piece of shit I have ever seen.
Hated it so much I said to Cullen we couldn’t cover it in only one episode.
The Discord makes these horrific images that get me wrong. Nelson ain't that handsome either
Con-Air episode is up BUT on our Patreon (approx £3 a month) we've already got next week's episode (Get Rich or die Tryin') along with a two part slaughtering of Bridget Jones Baby
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The Discord makes these horrific images that get me wrong. Nelson ain't that handsome either
Con-Air episode is up BUT on our Patreon (approx £3 a month) we've already got next week's episode (Get Rich or die Tryin') along with a two part slaughtering of Bridget Jones Baby
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CON AIR | Episode #136
Ryan & Mark talk about Cullen's worst death for years, train suicides and who would be cast in a modern version of Con Air.
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BLOODSPORT | Episode #135
Ryan and Mark talk about sober podcasters, removing skin tags & the greatest uppercut in cinema history
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Our live show at @AltitudeComedy with the amazing @paulisthejoker is available on Spotify/Youtube or wherever you get your pods!
Our first ever live show recorded at the top of the Alps in Maryhofen, Austria.
Yeah we were surprised as well.
Enjoy
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