Mark Nelson
@marknelsoncomic

Stand up named Comedian’s Comedian Of The Year. A man's got to know his limitations. All tickets for live shows - linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

 Glasgow
Joined October 2010
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Phenomenal stuff
george glooney@smoothmeatya
Sep 25
Incredibly well written joke
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Terrible Maps
@TerribleMaps
Sep 24
Does Coca-Cola make your country’s favourite soft drink?
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Slowly trying to process the fact this Oasis code isn’t coming
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A thing of beauty
NoteS.
@NoteSphere
Sep 23
After 70 years together, adidas unveils their final kit for Germany.
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Fiends for mojitos @AbsoluteCuts
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Rory Hamilton@HamiltonRory
Sep 23
From Andy Robertson. Scary to think how many talented players Scotland will have lost out on, due to the ineffectiveness of the Academy systems at top clubs
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I will also be at this wedding so if any of you fancy sending me them on I will make sure Ryan sees them through dinner.
Ryan Cullen@RyanCullen90
Sep 23
Apologise to all the Graham Linehan gremlins sending me Israel flags, be at a wedding in Spain for 2 days. Good to go friday again 🇵🇸
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It’s almost like they haven’t actually bothered to think about it
No Context ESTC Facebook@NoContextESTCFB
Sep 22
People moaning about international breaks seem to be forgetting that merging Sept and Oct’s 2 week breaks into one 3 week break gives club football a week back.
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Probably the greatest stand up of all time
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
Sep 22
First trailer for the Norm Macdonald documentary — directed by Judd Apatow. Releasing October 16 on Netflix.
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Actually I have changed my mind. Ban all international football
Football Tweet ⚽
@Footballtweet
Sep 22
🚨 BREAKING: Morgan Gibbs-White should be banned from the England team for the foreseeable future after he filmed this on the way to the camp with his Mrs. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤯 The game has never been more gone.
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Yasssssssss
Mark White@markwhlte
Sep 21
I built a game for @FourFourTwo – all you have to do is select an XI that has scored 442 goals in Premier League history. Lot of work went into this: should you keep you occupied for the long international break (or at the very least, your lunch break) fourfourtwo.com/quiz/442goal…
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I don’t like it so no one else should. Fuckin grow up.
Redman@GroundhogRedman
Sep 21
Football is supposed to be for the fans. I don’t know one single football fan who wants these international breaks so is football really for the fans anymore? I can’t stand international breaks 🤦‍♂️
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Tom@PompeyTom83
Sep 22
Enjoy watching Eastenders whilst we’re out in Prague next week, Yours sincerely, all England fans.
The Football Feed
@TheFootballFeed
Sep 22
Yours sincerely, all Football fans.
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Exactly
Chris Cooper@ChrisJCooper92
Sep 22
What’s funny about the usual idiots moaning about a 3 week international break, is that’s it their own moaning that’s led to it. 😂
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All the usual boring complaints about the international break. Coming from the same face painted twats that were throwing pints in the air in a Boxpark during the World Cup.
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Tell you what, old Seb isn’t messing about
Scotland National Team
@ScotlandNT
Sep 21
Scotland Squad Update. IN: Kristi Montgomery. OUT: Kenny McLean & Kieran Tierney. 🎟️ tickets.scottishfa.co.uk
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Really strange decision when older work is censored. Essentially saying we do not trust an audience to have the intelligence to judge for themselves.
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNews
Sep 21
BBC removes 11 Mitchell and Webb comedy sketches from iPlayer bbc.in/4799EIB
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Luke Warm Dave
@DaveLukewarm
Sep 21
Cash in the Attic?
The National
@ScotNational
Sep 21
NEW: Nicola Sturgeon has revealed that she was approached for a major reality TV role
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