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Make them watch 👀🍿 @JaMorant
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This will last 3 weeks max unfortunately
NBA refs will have a new emphasis on off-arm push-offs by offensive players for the 2026-2027 season.
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The one downside of trading for McCarthy is the Giants run the risk of Skattebo realizing he isn’t the same person as Dart which might cause him to reject and eat the young qb
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Luka told Rob Pelinka he doesn’t want to be the Lakers ‘GM’: “Ultimately, I have the final responsibility to make calls on the roster and Luka is very clear like, 'I want you to do your job. I don't want to be the GM, I don't want to be the head coach. JJ, you are the coach, Rob, you are the GM and president. Do your jobs.'” (via @ESPNLosAngeles)
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LeBron is #3 at best
ESPN’s list of the top 25 players of the 21st century 🍿: 1. LeBron James 2. Kobe Bryant 3. Steph Curry 4. Tim Duncan 5. Shaquille O’Neal 6. Kevin Garnett 7. Nikola Jokic 8. Dwyane Wade 9. Kevin Durant 10. Dirk Nowitzki 11. Giannis Antetokounmpo 12. Steve Nash 13. James Harden 14. Jason Kidd 15.Chris Paul 16. Kawhi Leonard 17. Manu Ginobili 18. Allen Iverson 19. Anthony Davis 20. Ray Allen 21. Tony Parker 22. Draymond Green 23. Russell Westbrook 24. Pau Gasol 25. Luka Doncic (via ESPN)
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It’s funny how everybody likes to say Shaq would win with any elite two guard to diminish Kobe but nobody brings up the fact that Kobe downgraded Shaq to Pau and went to 3 straight finals and back to back titles
Jeff Teague says Tracy McGrady, or any elite 2-guard from that era, probably could’ve won at least one championship with prime Shaq. “Damn near any premier 2 guard at that time could have won with Shaq.” (Via @club520podcast / h/t @NBA__Courtside )
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James Cook: “You know I was thinking, it would be really awesome if you could let me rush for a touchdown” Josh Allen: “Yeah but, if you score, how am I going to score? Think about it”
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Even I didn't think LeBron was this much of a loser
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The Clippers’ next first round pick is in 2034, which means the next player they’ll be able to draft with their own pick was born in 2015 and is currently 10 or 11 years old
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Steve Ballmer about to crash out and become the real life Dr. Doom
🚨 NBA has banned Clippers owner Steve Ballmer and executive Gillian Zucker from all team activities for 1 year, president Lawrence Frank for 6 months and Dennis “Uncle Dennis” Robertson for 5 years for their roles in salary cap circumvention
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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you legally circumvent the NBA's salary cap Notice how all of KD's "investments opportunities" came between 2016-2019, when he kept taking paycuts to play with the warriors.
Kevin Durant and his business partner, Rich Kleiman, invested in Hugging Face's seed & Series A fundraising rounds. Nvidia just acquired the company for $12.9 billion, and since I'm told Durant invested $100,000 in the seed round and $150,000 in the Series A, he likely made more than $60 million on this investment alone. That is one of the best athlete investments ever (and more money than Durant will make playing in the NBA this season).
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Generational aura debt
Carmelo Anthony said LeBron never wanted to play one on one ……… Watch LeBron play one on one against Coach Monty Williams ….. you’ll understand why LeBron ran away from playing one on one …… LeBron didn’t want to play one on one….. cause he can’t ……. He’s not that guy. Lebron had no bag, that’s why he can’t go one on one and that’s why he needs a screen so he can finally drive to the hoop. Lebron always needs screens to get a mismatch, he can’t play one on one because he has a limited bag….. No wonder he didn’t want to talk about playing Kobe one on one ….. He said “let’s move on” 😂😂😂 Greatest #2 with Pippen is LeBron James This guy is straight garbage 🗑️ ……
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Mark Cuban nailing the top of the dot com bubble and the top of the NBA ownership bubble would be one of the more impressive parlays I've ever witnessed
With Mark Walter flipping his Lakers stake after just 14 months for $12.5B and Marc Lore selling his controlling share of the Timberwolves to Marc Stad at a $4.5B valuation, the pattern isn't just obvious to me—it’s alarming. I believe we are witnessing a classic asset bubble playing out in real time. In my view, these quick-turnaround exits aren't about long-term stewardship; they are about maximizing profit margins. Investors are buying into NBA franchises, taking advantage of hyper-inflated valuations driven by institutional money, and cashing out the moment a higher bidder steps into the room. I look at ownership stints measured in months rather than decades and see a clear shift: franchises are ceasing to be institutions but are becoming liquid trading vehicles. The surge from $10B to $12.5B for Los Angeles or $1.5B to $4.5B for Minnesota in ridiculously short windows isn't sustainable growth to me; it's market speculation. I see new owners entering at the absolute peak of the curve, while the previous tier takes their billions and run before the yield plateaus. I expect more of these record-shattering, brief ownership stints to keep happening as long as the NBA continues to negotiate bigger media rights deals. The danger here is simple: how long before the teams we love become pawns for the elites to play with?
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If I’m an nba owner I’m offering Jokic some money for some fake trees and scoreboards this upcoming offseason
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Respectfully, keep your 20.
You get spotted 20 threes.. First to make 100 threes wins… Are you making 100 threes before Giannis Antetokounmpo?
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Threw him under the bus after recruiting him and now trying to act like they're buddies lol
LeBron shows love to Russ 💜 (h/t @TheWestbrookEra )
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I'm assuming this sale has to do with the feds, but my conspiracy theory is Mark proxied the Lakers from the Buss family and got a $2.5B reward from Iger for essentially removing the obstacle that is the Buss luggage that came with the team
Mark Walter's timeline as Lakers owner: •June 2025: Buys team from Buss family for $10B •July 2026: Feds reportedly probing $16B in undisclosed loans tied to his empire •August 2026: Sells to Josh Kushner & Bob Iger for record $12.5B Convenient timing, to say the least.
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Mark convinces the Buss family to sell, makes all sorts of promises that they'll still be involved with the team, then flips to Iger who doesn't have to keep any of the promises Mark made
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Byron Scott says Great Players don't Team Hop the way Lebron has Done (Via Byron Scotts Fast Break)
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This shouldn't be a hot take 🤷‍♂️ 🎙️ @RawnTheNotorius
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