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You’ve got to hand it to the Democrats…They flooded the country with millions, knowing Republicans would never actually remove them. Republicans ran on mass deportations… Voters gave them the House, Senate, and White House. The response? “We’ll only deport them after they commit horrible crimes.” DHS is now shutting down 7 of 11 new ICE facilities. This isn’t enforcement. It’s de facto amnesty. Masterful. Democrats changed the country permanently while Republicans congratulate themselves for being “smart.” Great way to lose the midterms, and guarantee our kids will never afford a first home.
🚨REPORT🚨 DHS is getting rid of 7 of the new 11 ICE detention facilities that were purchased. Based on the statement I was provided with by DHS on July 1, 2026, it looks like they’re ONLY picking up illegal aliens after a “heinous” crime is committed. A DHS spokesperson tells me, "From day one, DHS has remained singularly focused on removing the worst of the worst criminal illegal aliens from the United States and is always evaluating the best methods to do so. These heinous criminals, once arrested, should be removed at lightning speed, not housed on American soil at the taxpayer's expense. DHS is moving swiftly to utilize EXISTING detention space with our state and county partners."
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EXPOSE THEM: Giuseppe's Brooklyn Oven in Arcadia, Florida told our owner that he, his wife and their four little girls weren't welcome at the restaurant because he has a service dog trained in medical and psychiatric response. Whiskey, seen in the pictures, has over 3,000 hours of training - 2500 hours in medical and mobility and an additional 500 hours in psychiatric response training. Restaurant staff told our owner that "no dogs are allowed". He let them know that not only does he travel with her paperwork (which they legally can't actually ask for), but that state and federal ADA laws are clear that businesses can't refuse service. They told him "federal law doesn't apply to us" because "our owner doesn't like dogs". He requested a conversation with the owner. 15 minutes later, another woman came out and said "he's out of the country so we'll make a one time exception". After letting her also know about the law, he stated concern about what they'd do to their food. She smirked and shrugged, sending a very clear message. He and his family left. Let's also make sure to send THEM a clear message. Blast this EVERYWHERE.
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8 Backstabbing SENATORS gaveled Pro Forma Sessions "The sole purpose of Pro forma session is to keep Senate in session, BLOCK POTUS recess appointments Ashley Moody (FL) Jerry Moran (KS) Josh Hawley (MO) Ernst (IA) Deb Fischer (NE) Grassley (IA) John Hoeven (ND) Armstrong (ND)
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This is the heartwarming moment two Scotland fans were surprised by their father in the United States during the World Cup. Cam Lister 25 and Euan Lister 23 who travelled from Nottingham and Ipswich were shocked to see their father 55 waiting for them after he changed his mind about attending at the last minute
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A U.S. Army soldier sprinted through Dallas Love Field Airport carrying a stranger's toddler so a desperate family could make their flight. 🏃‍♂️💨Final boarding call. Mom weighed down by luggage. In pure survival mode, she asked the uniformed soldier for help. He didn't ask questions he just grabbed little River and ran. The internet tracked down the soldier (Daniel) to say thank you. This is what real character looks like. 🦅
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We've got a 2-part problem: 1. @LeaderJohnThune would rather LOSE the Majority to the Dems - than Nuke the Filibuster and pass the SAVE America Act. 2. The rest of the GOP Senators would rather LOSE the Majority to the Dems - than challenge their "beloved" leader, John Thune.
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What I've learned from World Cup travelers this week. - Apparently the US is the only country with A/C - Other countries don't use seasoning on their food - You can only buy a gallon of milk in the USA - You have to pay for a 2nd or 3rd pop at a restaurant outside of America. No free refills - They love to party just like us and boy are they fun! - Only we do flyovers before games - America's spring is hotter than Europe's summer -We have a lot to learn when it comes to soccer chants - Ranch Dressing is a delicacy to be treasured - Their media lies to them just like ours does to us Can we keep em?
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Not a penny to the GOP until John Thune is removed.
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BREAKING EXCLUSIVE NEWS 👉The Resolutions Committee voted to approve the resolution to censure Senate Majority Leader Thune👈 Now, it will to a floor vote before the South Dakota Republican Party.
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🚨 HELL YES! The resolution committee for the South Dakota GOP just voted IN FAVOR of censuring John Thune This is Thune’s HOME STATE. He’s in BIG trouble in 2028 if he doesn’t get the freaking SAVE America Act passed! KEEP UP THE PRESSURE! Great work @ScottPresler!
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Chairman Jim Eschenbaum confirmed that Senate Majority Leader Thune asked me not to attend this event. Thank you for recording everything, James Bialota.
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The RINO who banned @ScottPresler on behalf of Swamp Leader @LeaderJohnThune is Kyle Brunner. He’s a Chief Marketing Officer at Rushmore Electric Collective in Rapid City SD. Yes this RINO is involved with a public utility 🤯 I wonder how many illegals he’s protecting there and how much money he’s making off the taxpayers. But get this, he also has a public facing role at @siouxvalley energy via @TSECooperative. He’s ALSO with @huroncontinent1, a for profit commercial livestock and machinery auction company. He’s ALSO a long time known member of the SD Establishment and member of the @SDGOP. I don’t know I’ve EVER seen a bigger conflict of interest than this guy. Oh and while he’s ruining your elections with Thune, he lives on 80 acres. I wonder how many illegals tend to his land. This guy represents everything wrong with the Establishment and RINOs who empower people like @johnthune. They enrich themselves while the country struggles. These guys should pray South Dakota doesn’t have a DOGE program I can get involved in. It’s time for deep opposition research on all of them. I wouldn’t doubt there is under the table money going to Thune from Brunner’s shady business dealings. Call the cavalry @ScottPresler @DataRepublican @MikeBenzCyber @PolitechAI.
“Get the hell outta here.” This is the attitude that our elected officials have for Republican voters — contempt. “I’m the assh@le saying you can’t come in.” If you know anyone in South Dakota, please show them this video. I never ask you to make things viral.
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I will stand with @ScottPresler, even if it means standing against the GOP. Literally no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, works as hard as Scott to help the GOP win elections. It’s shameful he’s treated so poorly. SCOTT IS THE REASON WE WIN ELECTIONS!!!!!
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I just heard @ScottPresler say the truest thing I’ve heard today: “The contempt that they treated me with, that’s the exact same contempt they have for you.” And he is 100% right. @LeaderJohnThune has contempt for WE THE PEOPLE. He doesn’t believe he owes us respect. He believes he is above us in every way.
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Meet Jamie Bradish Mignone. She’s a dispatcher for the City of Ottawa, Illinois Police Dept. She has “8647” as her cover photo which symbolizes ass*ssinating Trump. Our taxes pay her salary. Should such a person be responsible for people’s safety and lives @CityOttawaIL? You can contact police chief Michael Cheatham here: mcheatham39@ottawapdfd.org
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Cancel your @HelloFresh subscription PASS IT ON
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Now time to completely end H1B visas.
Donald Trump's crackdown on H1B visa abuse sends Dallas home prices way down trib.al/4a8VFwq
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The U.S. military was the last redoubt the leftists needed to conquer to control our society. They almost did it. Under Obama/Biden they turned the Pentagon into the Alamo. The DEI Marxists were swarming the walls, and a lot of them got inside the perimeter. A LOT OF THEM. But unlike the Alamo, this time reinforcements came in the nick of time. The military was the last institution they needed to conquer to achieve total Marxist dominance over our entire nation. THEY WERE SO CLOSE. But then Pete Hegseth and his team came riding over the hill, defeated the attackers, and drove off the ones who got inside the walls. The fact that they were so close to having it all, only to lose it all, is why we see so much wailing and gnashing of teeth today from the Pentagon “press.” It’s glorious.
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This no talent assclown hasn't been "in combat" anywhere, ever. He's observed others in combat. That he doesn't know the difference is entirely on brand for him though. The Super douche of 60 mins.
Scott Pelley on being fired: “I have been in combat in Afghanistan. I have been in combat in Iraq. I have been in the war zone in Ukraine multiple times, risking my life and the happiness of my family because of my devotion to the broadcast.” nytimes.com/2026/06/02/busin…
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