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Delta Quadrant
Here's the settings I personally use on thestonkboard.com/robot-mine… Yearn mode ✅ >= .1% ✅ Peep the distribution. Peep the mcap. Peep the chart (jtx links are refs that support the site / jtx provides a quickly accessible charting suite for eco coins) Peep the x acct. Anyone interesting following? Are the posts slop? If the vibes feel right, I ape. The mines show you what stonkfun eco whales (potentially aligned players) are doing IN REAL TIME. I don't ape everything I see, but 99% of what I do ape, I discover in the mines. Happy mining!
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Liquidity incentives. Most DEXs have them. @StaticsProtocol will not be any different. We are not a ve(3,3) clone, however. I have borrowed a lot from the bribes and gauge systems made famous by Curve and Aerodrome, but this is not the same. Let us look at what we have here. $STATICS has a Gauge Reserve. Each week a % of this reserve is allocated to liquidity rewards. These rewards are then distributed to market LPs who have ACTIVE RANGE liquidity. Each week $STATICS stakers can point their stake at any pool they choose. For example, if I have 100K $STATICS staked, I can direct 50K to Pool A and 50K to Pool B. If I was the only staking allocator in the system, then the weekly rewards budget would go 50% to Pool A and 50% to Pool B. Those rewards are then distributed to the LPs based on active liquidity like a classic gauge. If there is no liquidity to reward those rewards are recycled back through the guage. We also built a bribe system internal to this that allows market creators to choose up to 4 reward asset slots that can be permissionlessly funded. A creator can split these slots between LPs and $STATICS allocators. This creates incentives for LPs as well as stakers to allocate more protocol rewards to your LPs. If a creator wants to attract LPs, they could choose 80% LPs and 20% allocators, for example, and because there are 4 available slots, you are not stuck with one asset for incentives. The Gauge Reserve, which holds the gauge rewards budget, releases a configurable % of its total balance each week. If it is set to 5% and holds 10M $STATICS, the first week would release 500K $STATICS for protocol incentives. This reserve will be perpetually funded by buybacks as well as from trading and activation fees received by the treasury. See, no programmatic burns are starting to make a lot of sense, aren't they? If this reserve grows to 20M and is set to 5%, the next week's reward budget would be 1M $STATICS. So not the same as ve(3,3), but similar and designed from first principles to recycle $STATICS instead of infinite mints and infinite sell pressure. Couple this with the fact that $STATICS is needed to allocate as well as earn standard rewards, and things look real interesting.
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We need gaybear/sqqq deployed and rugged as a blood offering
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IMO difference between stonk / believe is that believe was like if stonk gave all the taxes straight to pasternak
At the peak of Stonk euphoria - I talked about a possible Believe like scenario, with $STONK peaking at 300M while eco tokens slowly bleed out to 0. Not saying it'll happen - but the massive drop in volume / liquidity and PA across the board does have me worried.
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Think i'm going to change stonk board filter back to 3d... for now. Please consider juicing the flywheel @LaunchOnSF! Will push live shortly... we'll feel it out.
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Will better facilitate y'alls ability to spot runners imo.
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yw frens, enjoy.
hey... Hear you guys... Can't do this bc the board doesn't show favoritism. I will implement a general filter you can use to exclude any base asset you'd like.
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theyre calling him the fomo fondler.
FINALLY found the "@FOMO MEV ATTACKER" 🚨 this is the guy destroying your FOMO entries: 0x44c0ba0b734d4b7705fcd07ddae9fbbc078d74dd They frontrun FOMO buyers actively... A new victim every minute!!! they switch addresses every other day. current one: 0xb49deec1a52eea46f3a6a158f8f9b155809b8c44 @seyong your users are being affected by these sandwich attacks every minute. FIX THIS ASAP.
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hey... Hear you guys... Can't do this bc the board doesn't show favoritism. I will implement a general filter you can use to exclude any base asset you'd like.
Replying to @AgentChud
Take the $GP Tokens out of the mines, they don’t belong there at this stage. I’ve had a few Friday beers at this stage buts it’s polluted.
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logging onto ct looking for @inversebrah like
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Think about how bad it is. It’s even worse than that. Think about it again. It’s still worse than that. You think you thought about it? Nope, even worse than that. Imagine the worst case scenario. Worse than that. Re-read this tweet. Think about it again. Still worse. 🍝
Today has genuinely been one of the most alarming days in NFT history. Y’all are dismissing just how fucking bad this is.
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*SEC STAFF ISSUES FAQS ON CRYPTO ASSET SECURITIES LAWS APPLICATION *SEC STAFF: TOKEN BUYBACKS ON FUNCTIONAL PROTOCOLS DO NOT CONSTITUTE MANAGERIAL EFFORTS *SEC STAFF: LIQUID STAKING TOKENS ARE DIGITAL COMMODITIES OR TOOLS, NOT SECURITIES *SEC STAFF: MAINTENANCE, ENHANCEMENTS, SYSTEM GRANTS NOT CONSIDERED ESSENTIAL MANAGERIAL EFFORTS *SEC STAFF: PROMOTING CRYPTO UTILITY WITHOUT PROFIT CLAIMS GENERALLY NOT AN INVESTMENT CONTRACT
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hello cousins (Ignore me saying this is going to be short at the beginning.. bc yeah it's not)
Imo ppl need to start looking at xfer tax tokens as a new defi primitive that lends inherent value capture to communities. Gacha machines... Friendtech esque protocols... Many many things can (and hopefully will) be built here.
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Be less bothered by ppl trashing your bags. It shouldn't change the outcome if you're right.
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The Water Lord
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Imo ppl need to start looking at xfer tax tokens as a new defi primitive that lends inherent value capture to communities. Gacha machines... Friendtech esque protocols... Many many things can (and hopefully will) be built here.
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Like there's more things aside from just trading that encourage tx velocity... Think we've just scratched the surface here
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Looks great vs btc/eth/hype too
BREAKING: Solana rises above $120 for the first time since January 29th, now up over +100% from this year's low. The crypto rally continues to broaden out.
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Big moment though... pray for crime.
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Think this goes without saying (hopefully) but if you are heavily allocated to things where the underlying is an illiquid shitcoin itself ... Study this. Just tread carefully... Understand the risks you take.
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Me and my portfolio
gm to everyone allocating capital irresponsibly wishing you a beautiful day ahead
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